It's Shitty But I Made This For You Hope You Like It 💕💕😘💕

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Oooh, how marvelous! So it's kind of like Santa Clause! A gift-bringer. I think Santa might have some heavy competition in Europe.

Speaking of which, I may have to travel to Germany during the Christmas season to see if I can find this Christkind.

LET US SEE YOUR HANDWRITING PLEASE

But you've already seen my handwriting when I briefly explained how affiliate marketing and networks work.

What's going down in the factory today? Here we are! The fermentation process of cocoa beans. Besides just being a pretty good looking piece of chocolate there is a lot that has to be done at the factory before we can start making chocolate.

Exhibit A: The process of fermentation.

This harvest is a test sample of the fermentation process. It's being tested to see if fermentation is complete, and it's not yet ready as the seeds are indicating that it needs to be fermented a little longer. This is just one of the many other tasks that are done at the factory that requires the knowledge and experience necessary for producing good chocolate. In other words, you gotta have the beans!

We are so excited for our next batch of Wonka bar releases and can't wait to share them with you all. In the meantime, enjoy our current chocolates and stay tuned for what's to come!

And to the Americans celebrating, happy Memorial Day!

- Willy Wonka 🍫

You just look like it. Don't get me wrong, but your hair gave me the idea you might hate spiders.

Spiders move so fast and almost always towards one and you'll have me crying and having panic attacks and hiding in the bathroom whenever I see one. Even if it's just one of those little city spiders.

Eurgh, Spiders are disgusting.

Yes, you- wait a minute, rewind. My hair gave you the impression that I'm afraid of spiders? Is that supposed to be some sort of insult? What's wrong with my hair?

When Mike ran across your television room and knocked your oompa loompas over you should've took your cane across his forehead and knocked his ass out. Deadass

As hilarious as that sounds I think mumbler learned a bigger lesson after hopping into the machine, a probably permanent one he won't forget.

Ok then here you go:

It's the cover of take me home, country roads by Kira Lise. She put that whole thing in a minor key. It's so sad but so beautiful and makes me longing for something I can't explain

Even though you were right about it not being my cup of tea, it is a very beautiful song.

I listened to this cover and then the original. I kind of prefer this version. It's more somber, puts you in a headspace that the original doesn't, in my opinion.

I'm sorry I didn't know I was just taught that when a white man bring people over from a foreign country to his to work it's slavery 😐

You haven't a clue how slavery works, dear. First of all, you have to be a slave to be a slave and slaves they are not. They are happy, healthy, paid and dearly loved Oompa Loompas. Understood? 'Kay? 'Kay. Moving along.

Why did I think of you? 😂😂😂

You mean he compares to me? Haha, no. But I can see the appeal. I adore his attire and haircut, it's a yes from me! Maybe change those pants, though. I'm not a fan of whatever is going on there.

Follow me back? 😘

Uh, no. I don't do follow backsies. Or favors. My follow list is very small, five people to be exact. Yeah. This goes back to the "I don't like people or socializing" thing. Besides, I don't follow, I lead.

And I'm just here to talk about the 🍫 🏭.

U have an onlyfans?

Isn't that an app primarily used for soliciting money in trade for nudity? If that's the one then no I don't, it's disgusting.

You kids these days are really something else.