What Do Your Uh, Oompa Loompa Workers Do When They're Not Working Son?

I'm cold. That's it. That's what I've been feeling all day.

Aww, maybe you should drink a cup of hot chocolate. That always warms me up!

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Oooh, how marvelous! So it's kind of like Santa Clause! A gift-bringer. I think Santa might have some heavy competition in Europe.

Speaking of which, I may have to travel to Germany during the Christmas season to see if I can find this Christkind.

I wanna touch you in ways that are too inappropriate to say 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

I see...

And I'd prefer it if you kept your dirty fantasies and your sticky little fingers to yourself, 'kay?

Live up to your own art. Your own vision.

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That nickname makes my soul melt somehow.

So, I'm just gonna stick around then, ask you weird questions, leave to get some ice cream from time to time, and give you my unshared platonical love and adoration!

Terrific then! Do stick and around and pick my brain from time to time, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, or at the least, be thoroughly amused. I hope that ice cream you're occasionally buying is non-melting and Wonka brand, by the way. For the sake of my own pleasure I'll just assume it is! ☺️

@miketeaveegaming Aw, is the little mumbler jealous that he can't break it down like Mr. Wonka can?

Instead of worrying about what I do in my free time I would be more concerned with finding clothes that fit me, if I were you. Or maybe try out for the Lakers, stretch.

Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!

Okay lemme guess most of your bathrobes are some shade of red or purple?

Most of them are violet, black, burgundy, deep blue or lavender. So yeah, you were pretty much in the ballpark.

You should build restaurants inside the factory for the Oompa loompas like McDonald's or something xD

No I should not! Do you have any idea what's in McDonald's burgers? They chop up little aborted fetuses and serve them to YOU in their food. Ew.

Do you have a middle name?

Yes, Winslow. But before I was named Willy, I was going to be named Wilbur Winslow Wonka Jr.

Ok so first of all hi @thewillywonka , I love your blog! lol

"Don't you know? The Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight is the best chocolate bar ever made!"

Yes. I did it. I tapped into my inner Wonka and recreated the Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight. And a solid milk chocolate bar. I gave this my all. I even successfully tempered my chocolate! The milk chocolate bar definitely came out more, well, but it is all about trial and error. The bar is very rich, but very good. It could use something crispy, like graham crackers or shortbread biscuits, but overall I am happy with the results! The bar filling is just marshmallow fluff and chocolate fudge. I went simple for that. What do you thin

Oh my goodness, my dear girl! By golly, you've done it! Of course it'll never be as chocolate-y, rich and delicious as a Wonka bar, but this is a close copycat recipe! For the center, graham crackers or crisps would've definitely been a good call! Should you try any more recreations of my chocolate, please do tag me! Great job! I applaud you, I really do.

👏👏👏 Excellent work! Bravo!