You Should Build Restaurants Inside The Factory For The Oompa Loompas Like McDonald's Or Something XD

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That's the sweetest nickname someone has ever called me.

What you just said reminded me of bumblebees for some reason, by the way.

Is that so? You know, I'm starting to become quite curious about your identity, Mr. or Miss anon.

You're pretty and I'm gay -

and now I'm going to hide away in embarassment, bye !

Oh, thank you for the compliment!

Do you actually need that cane or is it just decoration

Also is your can edible as well

It's simply an accessory that I like to keep around. Well the cane itself isn't edible but I can fill it with candy too! Currently it has Nerds in it. You know those wonderful little sweet and colorful candies made by Wonka? Yeah, those. Those are the little things inside of it, in case you were wondering. Ha ha!

What do you like to eat besides candy. I’ve always wondered if you ever ate anything besides sweets 👀

Surely you didn't assume that I eat candy for every meal, my dear?

I enjoy steak, fish and vegetables quite often. Turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce are a favorite. Tropical fruits too. Oh, and popcorn! Except that's kind of a hassle to eat, those little kernels can be so darn annoying!

But can you imagine the state my health would be in if I ate candy every day? That's a horrible idea.

Oh...

Well then.

Ur thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 💚💚💚

I have no idea what that means, and I hate oatmeal. I'll take it as a compliment, though! Thank you! ☺️

I'm not sure, my tech Oompa Loompas make 'em.

#gettinganewcanesoon 🎩

Sure, I don't really care for names either.

I don't do much. I'm just there, I talk a lot of weird stuff, and I like cats.

Nevermind anonymous then, I'll stick with calling you Cocoa Bean. Yes, I like that much better. It's got a chocolate-y ring to it.

What's ur Hogwarts house and what house do u think ur friends are in

Hm. A rather unusual question, but I'll go with it! ☝️My Hogwarts house is definitely Slytherin, although I don't value or support cunning principles.

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As for my friends:

@sincerelyalice would probably be in Ravenclaw.

@onlyedwardscissorhands is definitely in Hufflepuff.

@xx-maria I believe is in Slytherin. It just suits her.

@tarranthightopp is in Gryffindor. If I'm not sure about anyone else's Hogwarts house, I'm sure about this one!

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I liked this question, haha! It was cute and... different! Thank you for that one, anon. 😌

Sticky and sick but happy. It makes me happy.

And yes we have to talk about that. Definitely. You'd be horrified by how I live.

I hope you're not standing in any rain as of now.

And most definitely, I'm a little concerned and confused about your behavior.

I know, dad. You told me before. It's just that all the orthodontist visits and braces kind of left me with bad memories.

I'm atta dentist and I'm scared

I feel for you. The dentist is still one of my biggest fears. I wish I could help you feel better, but frankly I'm all out of words of encouragement. But unless you're having a serious operation done, you should be dandy. You could always ask for numbing gel, that way you won't feel a thing.