Sticky And Sick But Happy. It Makes Me Happy.

Sticky and sick but happy. It makes me happy.

And yes we have to talk about that. Definitely. You'd be horrified by how I live.

I hope you're not standing in any rain as of now.

And most definitely, I'm a little concerned and confused about your behavior.

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3 years ago

Oh no, dear. Those odds are very unlikely! I'm not sure of who this man is. But I guess that was his quote after all.

Yeah. No. When the heck did I ever say that?

I said we mustn't dilly or dally.

Yeah. No. When The Heck Did I Ever Say That?
3 years ago

You calling people darling makes people faint but I'm people

Oh. Have I called someone darling recently?

4 years ago

Youโ€™re cute ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

Heh...Mrs. Beauregarde is that you? ๐Ÿ™‚

4 years ago

Your 42 I thought you was like 31 or 35 cuz 35-20 and all but you look young af what's your skin care routine? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

No, going by your assessment I would've been only 15 years old at the time I opened my first store on Cherry Street, dear. I hadn't even graduated school. I opened my store in my early twenties. The factory was built by the time I was 27. Fifteen years later, I'm 42. Easy math. Anyone could do it.

4 years ago

I'm sorry I didn't know I was just taught that when a white man bring people over from a foreign country to his to work it's slavery ๐Ÿ˜

You haven't a clue how slavery works, dear. First of all, you have to be a slave to be a slave and slaves they are not. They are happy, healthy, paid and dearly loved Oompa Loompas. Understood? 'Kay? 'Kay. Moving along.

4 years ago

Your laugh is cute

Thank you! Your compliment is cuter.

4 years ago

Most definitely not.

Throwback to the worst day of my life. โ˜บ๏ธ

Throwback To The Worst Day Of My Life. โ˜บ๏ธ
4 years ago

I'm not gonna lie I was the one that started the bullying thing but I didn't know they was gonna get butthurt and deactivate their account. I thought people had bigger balls and tougher skin nowdays

I really hope you didn't think you were gonna get a pat on the back or a cookie for your honesty and confession. You went at a child for no reason. Even worse, you orchestrated it. I know quarantine is boring but I'm sure you can find better and more productive hands on things to do with your time. And if not then use that time to do some self-reflecting, because you need it. What you did was really lame, and you can take that personally.

Now, don't bother me again. I'm getting ready for bed.

4 years ago

*pokes you*

You man look like you're afraid of spiders.

Oh no. Let's not touch Mr. Wonka, heh.. I spent two hours putting together today's look.

And yes, I hate spiders with a passion, how'd you know?

4 years ago

๐Ÿ˜’

Would you like to be friends? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.

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