Lucifer Had To Hit That Pose

Commission for: @radioapple-heathen Fanfic: loml

The absolute worst kind of subfan to be in the hp fandom is a first war era fan because we know so little and yet somehow it can manage to contradict itself. Why are Lily and James in the photo with Marlene when Marlene dies two weeks after, yet Lily’s letter that mentions the woman’s death acts as if her and James have been cooped up for a whole? What the fuck was Remus doing during this whole thing and why could he infiltrate the werewolf packs in the second war? Did Sirius ever recognize his fam or old friends on the battlefield and what was that like? What battles were fought? Why did so many people end up dying around the time Marlene died? Why the fuck was Barty with the Lestranges during the Longbottom attack given the others were all family yet BCJ tagged along? I have questions but no answers

u are so right 😭😭😭 ‘i have questions but no answers’ is literally it. i fully recognise that this was just. not relevant to the lightning era plot so we didn’t get it, but then we got these weirdly sprinkled bits and pieces that form this incomplete picture (and in some cases, multiple incomplete pictures???) and it’s just like this itch that will not go away.

(also that barty question is such a good one bc. wtf was up w that??? was it like. a baby’s first mission kind of a deal? he’s trying to prove himself? he accidentally touched their portkey and got transported along w them? he was already at the longbottoms for evening tea and got chucked into azkaban for being in the wrong place at wrong time??? what was going on)

while i didnt have time to do stuff for fizzarozzie week while it actually was happening this year, this is based on the first prompt, "wedding journey"!

the funniest answer to "who proposed" is always BOTH

Honestly that's so true

joining the marauders fandom is so chaotic like it always starts off with jily or wolfstar

you learn about jily and then slowly you get immersed in wolfstar until suddenly you’re obsessed

and then it’s just like no i’ll stay here this is good and then you get into the fics

and then you get exposed to dorlene and bartylus and rosekiller and marylily/pandalily and all the ships and then slowly slowly you become a diehard jegulus shipper until somehow you’re here, obsessing over a ton of dead fictional men yet more lesbian than ever

it’s called maturity ig

Harry: Hermione? Hermione: Yes? Harry: Do you know how to use a gun? Hermione: Yes, but why are you asking? Harry: I wanna teach the DA how to use a gun...I think guns would be better than a wand in a fight, with them you don't have to waste time to cast a spell...And it'll be pretty ironic, a group of wix that hate muggles being killed/incapacitated by a muggle weapon Hermione: Hermione: That's...Actually that's a pretty good idea. Let's do it!

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

Very, very silly comic that started with just a doodle of Alastor cutting cured meat, thumb-to-knife style pff

As you can see, it evolved into a whole thing, and now Alastor has a reason to go stab Lucifer pfpfpf

HAPPY TANGLED ANNIVERSARY!!! i didnt have time to add all the characters i wanted to last year so this year i made sure i planned ahead 🫡

ft oc cameos by @heyitsjetstream (nadia, ophelia, ariel) and @/a_tangled_odyssey on insta (opal, rodolphus, faith)