Oh Come On Lady, You Can't Deny A Man His Gaycation

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

The absolute worst kind of subfan to be in the hp fandom is a first war era fan because we know so little and yet somehow it can manage to contradict itself. Why are Lily and James in the photo with Marlene when Marlene dies two weeks after, yet Lily’s letter that mentions the woman’s death acts as if her and James have been cooped up for a whole? What the fuck was Remus doing during this whole thing and why could he infiltrate the werewolf packs in the second war? Did Sirius ever recognize his fam or old friends on the battlefield and what was that like? What battles were fought? Why did so many people end up dying around the time Marlene died? Why the fuck was Barty with the Lestranges during the Longbottom attack given the others were all family yet BCJ tagged along? I have questions but no answers

u are so right 😭😭😭 ‘i have questions but no answers’ is literally it. i fully recognise that this was just. not relevant to the lightning era plot so we didn’t get it, but then we got these weirdly sprinkled bits and pieces that form this incomplete picture (and in some cases, multiple incomplete pictures???) and it’s just like this itch that will not go away.

(also that barty question is such a good one bc. wtf was up w that??? was it like. a baby’s first mission kind of a deal? he’s trying to prove himself? he accidentally touched their portkey and got transported along w them? he was already at the longbottoms for evening tea and got chucked into azkaban for being in the wrong place at wrong time??? what was going on)

Headcanon that Harry hates touch because before Hogwarts and Ron and Hermione, touch had only ever meant pain, but is touch starved for the same reason.

Same person different body

I love how Jeremy Jordan can perfectly embody the most fruity boys alive with his voice

It would be killer to see Adam and Lucifer singing a version of “Nothing Left To Lose” from the Tangled TV series.

Jeremy Jordan already sang the song as Varian, seeing him as Lucifer trying to convince Adam to not turn evil because he’d already been down that path and nearly lost himself, fuck me, that would be bitching.

Seriously, if someone has something like that… mama would appreciate. In return my skills are … writing? I mean, I like my writing but I write what I like so it’s a bit of circular reasoning there. Anyways, it’s what I got if someone had the item I seek and wishes to trades

“Aftermath” Part 2

Part 1

Been meaning to put these drawings to paper ever since I read Chapter 19 of Of Saints and Sinners pfff

Thank you @morningstarwritesfor the amazing comedy in that chapter, and yes, I will probably try to draw something for chapter 20 too pfpffp

Anyways, I am totally not reusing jokes from my last post, totally not,,,

Hermione: What's the craziest thing you've ever done as a child? Ron: Once I asked Fred and George to help them with their products...I ended up in St. Mungus. I won't elaborate Ginny: I can confirm that Draco: Well, once I refused to go home for months because one of my father's peacocks somehow got into my bedroom and woke me up by trying to kill me...I told my father it was either me or the peacock and then ran to the floo to Pansy's house and refused to leave until my father agreed to at least put some wards in my bedroom to avoid that happening again Hermione: Ron: Ginny: Harry: Luna: Blaise: Pansy: Yeah, I can confirm that really happened Hermione: Alright, let's just move on... Luna: Well, my thing was that I used my art materials to dye my dad's hair a really bright purple while he was asleep Ginny: I stole one of the brooms and decided to fly by myself...I fell, but I was okay though, only a broken arm. Blaise: I helped my mother out on something...I won't really elaborate, but it was something crazy Pansy: I kidnapped a fucking baby Kappa and thought my parents wouldn't notice Harry: Well, I killed a basilisk and survived to it biting me because of Fawkes, Dumbledore's phoenix and once I ended up in my Muggle school's roof...Oh, and let's not forget that I killed our DADA professor Hermione: It was self defense, so it doesn't really count, Harry Ron: Yeah, mate Ginny: Don't blame yourself for that, Harry Luna: And I'm pretty sure Gin told me that Ron told her that you told him and Hermione that the old Voldy was possessing your professor Pansy: Blaise: Draco: Draco: Okay, but...Can we focus on the "I killed a basilisk" part? 'Cause that's kinda hot, not gonna lie

"After life still looking for you" CHAPTER 2

Last chapter: Chapter 1