This Is Not True. I Am From The USA And I Am Not A Bot. Think Before You Speak. Now Wire Me $100 For

this is not true. I am from the USA and i am not a bot. Think before you speak. Now wire me $100 for hamburgr

If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet

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8 months ago

reincarnation

i love life to the point where it hurts

to the point where i must give it up

because i do not deserve

to be gifted such a thing

because i have failed

and if reincarnation is real

i hope to hand this chance at life

off to someone

more deserving than me


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7 months ago
archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

So i caved and started writing a parkour civilization fic


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1 month ago

DUDE MY ACTUAAL BESTIE

IM FREAKINNG OUT

VAL KILMER DIED

I CANT TAKE IT DUDE

IM CRYINNG

I KNOWWWW :(

7 months ago

NEW PARKOUR CIVILIZATION FIC

NEW PARKOUR CIVILIZATION FIC
archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
6 months ago

if you're on my fyp you're getting booped. I dont make the rules


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7 months ago
a photo of moonzy and ranboo’s hands. ranboo’s two hands and moonzy’s one hand are put together, forming the shape of a penis. text on the photo reads: “that one goes out to the person we met at the bug zoo who told us to visit the pink pony club for them 🥲 ❤️”
the same photo as the previous description, with moonzy’s instagram story overlay and a time stamp from 4 hours ago.

ranboo is in these insta stories from moonzy!

1 month ago

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59988592

a fic i wrote a while back :) here you guys go

Ok And Ai Could Never Do This So
Ok And Ai Could Never Do This So
Ok And Ai Could Never Do This So

ok and ai could never do this so


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8 months ago

if there is a god

if there is a god

i hope he knows

he will have to beg

for my forgiveness.

if i make it to heaven

i and the masses

will stand at the gilded gates

and we will not enter

because heaven was made for saints

and we

having been through hell

are no more than sinners

and would spoil it


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