Emf Right After Getting His Ass Beaten By That New Pro In A Parkour Battle

reincarnation

i love life to the point where it hurts

to the point where i must give it up

because i do not deserve

to be gifted such a thing

because i have failed

and if reincarnation is real

i hope to hand this chance at life

off to someone

more deserving than me

before getting in shower: shower bad

in shower: I see it now. The shower is the place of mercy gifted to us by God. Here lies the Holy Grail, amidst the water. We as humans were misplaced. We were always meant to be an amphibious species. For once we were modeled after God, and God is the water, and we are fish, and we are meant to be submerged in the seas. I have been enlightened to the truth. Praise be the wet.

after getting out of shower: shower bad

what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?

Fools.

I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️

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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work

EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season

Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)

in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red

EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.

Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)

merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺

For what its worth

Clementine Von Radics, In A Dream You Saw A Way To Survive; "The Fear" // Unsourced // EvboYT, Parkour civilisation pt.2 // inanotheruniverse

do you ever just randomly think about how sirius volunteered so regulus didn't have to go into the hunger games and then regulus ended up having to go anyway or are you sane

CHAPTER 3 OUT NOW

we have. such different tumblr pages. i love that for us :)

hey!! yes we do :3

and the reason is this

this is not true. I am from the USA and i am not a bot. Think before you speak. Now wire me $100 for hamburgr

If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet

“i want a pathetic boyfriend” no you don’t. im a pathetic boy and let me tell you it’s not something you can just turn on and off . i am pathetic 100% of the time and it is exhausting