Helpp I Swallowed My Starburst

OH.

i saw someone on twt saying that seawatt made the fake memory abt the origin of parkour civilization so that hed be remembered by everyone because his level of parkour was erased and forgotten and ive been inconsolable

“i want a pathetic boyfriend” no you don’t. im a pathetic boy and let me tell you it’s not something you can just turn on and off . i am pathetic 100% of the time and it is exhausting

ranboo is in these insta stories from moonzy!

why was seawatt kind of sassy

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

Been living on the philosophy of "i will never face consequences for my actions" for too long and today the consequences have finally found me but if i go down ill go down fighting,,, the devil already has my soul and he will not be damned to submissiveness by a man who knows not what he is

half of my writing process is whispering to my characters, “i’m so sorry for what i’m about to do to you”

this is not true. I am from the USA and i am not a bot. Think before you speak. Now wire me $100 for hamburgr

If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet

for some reason your blog showed up in my "your tags" tab. and i was like, wait, does ranboo have a tumblr??? THE ranboo?? since when??? i have last seen your content in early 2022 and i'm now super curious what happened since then. if you could describe what your channel is about now in one sentence, what would you say?

It’s about ranboolive.

we've done it, pkciv fandom, we've reached the stage of incredibly sad "immortal x mortal" headcanons

(Immortal) Evbo / (Mortal) EMF to me is really summed up by the quote "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

Like they know that Evbo will outlive their relationship by hundreds maybe even thousands of years, however, that wont stop them from loving each other in the now. It would be a disservice to the both of them to try and stay away.