What If Instead We All Died? || A Recent Drawing I Made

ok and ai could never do this so

merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺

what minecraft movie? oh, you mean the one called hog hunt by sad-ist? yeah i loved that one, idk what people are talking about

Emf right after getting his ass beaten by that new pro in a Parkour Battle

my entire fyp has become, for some reason, poetry by men writing about women .

Which i appreciate. Because i love poetry .

but i am gay and i do not know where it came from.

GLASS HOUSES CHAPTER 3 IS OFFICIALLY OUT!!

Excerpt from behold, the lamb of god because i'm writing the next chapter rn and i like it so far

and the reason is this

before getting in shower: shower bad

in shower: I see it now. The shower is the place of mercy gifted to us by God. Here lies the Holy Grail, amidst the water. We as humans were misplaced. We were always meant to be an amphibious species. For once we were modeled after God, and God is the water, and we are fish, and we are meant to be submerged in the seas. I have been enlightened to the truth. Praise be the wet.

after getting out of shower: shower bad

what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?

Fools.

I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️

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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work

EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season

Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)

in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red

EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.

Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)

merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺