They Cant Magicly Make Us Dissapear In Protests!

did the sky boots themselves not work? if so, im very concerned about the poor ground you landed on.

Who’s the tallest man alive?

Me with my patented Sky Boots

seals are really dramatic, so dramatic infact that they start fights over another seal being too close to them... in a litteral horde of seals. like sometimes theres already a seal closer to them but they havent noticed since that seal slowly drifted into place there. some seals even just fight in order to NOT get in a more serious fight, that *would* force them to get up

Sea kitties

I WILL

Guess it's my turn now

1 note : I'll clean my room 10 - 100 notes : And I will draw one of my main OCs for every 10 notes (I'll post them here) 150 notes : I will do my hair 200 notes : I will finish Omori at least once 500 notes : I will try to actually talk to people irl 750 notes : I will stop biting my nails or the skin of my fingers 800 notes : I will stop biting my lips 1000 notes : I will buy make up / do my nails again 1500 notes : I will come out to my dad 1750 notes : I will come out to my mom (maybe)

2000 notes : I will start making a game on my own

here you go have fun, but please don't make me go over 200

THREE EGGS

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

btw texans,

the only knowledge of texas outside of the US is largely from young sheldon, so most europeans think of texas is that its this weird ultra christian place where natural disasters happen every 3 seconds

i 100% agree, but you know that the ableists will use this as a "look at them theyre rabid beasts"

disabled people should get louder and meaner and angrier. disabled people listen to me. we need to get louder and meaner and angrier.

i dont watch scifi, but ive been able to deduce the three types of it:

1: this is the quantum network mainframe, its litterally fucking magic, it uses fucking mana, it also gives us futiristic laser beam guns

2: *voice like the "number 15; burger king foot lettuce"* this is the spooky scary creature 😦 , it has killed exactly 37 billion humans under testing alone, seeing it will cause a cognitohazard that will make you to shit yourself instantly because its so horrifying looking (its litterally just human looking but an inhuman shape)

3: ayyy its my boy bing bong the alien!! hows the kids been at planet zeep zorp?

all scifi falls into at least one of these categories, for example scp is 2 and MIB is 1 and 3

saying someone commited terrorism for disliking a companies **business strategy** is just so fucking insane

Briana Boston faces terrorism charges and CEOs are getting free therapy

Briana Boston is a 42 year old mother of three from Florida who is under house arrest for expressing her frustration at her insurance (which she PAYS for) who denied her claim. She owns ZERO guns and doesn't have a criminal record.

She was originally held in prison for $100,000 bail. They have not dropped the charges and she is under house arrest even after widespread backlash.

They are trying to charge her with terrorism. They want her to spend 15 years in prison.

They are calling her a Luigi Mangione copycat. As if she killed someone. She made a indirect, not at all credible threat.

Meanwhile...

I want every woman who has ever faced threats online, stalking, etc to bring this Briana Boston up at every opportunity. Every time you were told by police that there was nothing they could do, know that they not only CAN do something, but they WILL do something, just not for you.

wouldnt you like to know

I love WITHHOLDING information in order to SOW MISTRUST!!

*sits next to girl with a ukulele*

girl: uhh youre gonna sing wonderwall right

me: no *somehow plays the weezer riff perfectly on the ukulele*