I Dont Watch Scifi, But Ive Been Able To Deduce The Three Types Of It:

i dont watch scifi, but ive been able to deduce the three types of it:

1: this is the quantum network mainframe, its litterally fucking magic, it uses fucking mana, it also gives us futiristic laser beam guns

2: *voice like the "number 15; burger king foot lettuce"* this is the spooky scary creature 😦 , it has killed exactly 37 billion humans under testing alone, seeing it will cause a cognitohazard that will make you to shit yourself instantly because its so horrifying looking (its litterally just human looking but an inhuman shape)

3: ayyy its my boy bing bong the alien!! hows the kids been at planet zeep zorp?

all scifi falls into at least one of these categories, for example scp is 2 and MIB is 1 and 3

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1 month ago

i understand and agree with this 100%, but i have honestly never met an autistic person who doesnt understand the "bigotry continues once they get their will" prophecy, like i feel like youre saying us autistic people are as stupid as TERFs by saying we dont understanding bigotry (not as bad as them, but as stupid as them)

dear autistics who

white

low support needs

not need 24/7 support

can work independently

can pay taxes

language privileged

intellectual & cognitive privileged

who can fit in societal definition of useful & productive (yes, even if hard)

when fight back against eugenics & ableism, you NEED to fight alongside, fight with, n fight for autistics who

radicalized & POC

from places of world where there critically lack autism knowledge n support

visibly autistic

higher support needs

need 24/7 care

can’t work independently or even work at all

can’t pay taxes

nonverbal, nonspeaking, minimally verbal, without functional communication, or cannot communicate via language at all even AAC

w intellectual disability or cognitive disabilities

who cannot fit into society definition of useful n productive, no matter how hard we try

because we always are & always will be primary target.

because we most vulnerable most marginalized within our, OUR community, which you belong in.

because once they finish us off you won’t be spared.

1 month ago

what if the next pope was just like, super gay, people would either be really mad, or completely ignore them

the late pope was really liberal for pope standards and that was pretty cool and the next one will probably be less chill which is going to suck for Catholics so my sympathies for that.

but I think we can all admit that dying during the highest holiday of the Christian calendar after meeting an insufferable fascist catholic convert is such a power move. and a little funny. a guy so insufferable the leader of his church went "no i can't deal with this guy for four years".

2 months ago

the hamster already died from washing machine, im not putting the gold fish in there

I want to be in a washing machine I want to be Jostled and I want to spin and flip around and stuff!!!!!!

CALL your LOCAL WATERPARK and ask them to make a WASHING MACHINE RIDE ☎️☎️📞‼️

2 months ago

btw texans,

the only knowledge of texas outside of the US is largely from young sheldon, so most europeans think of texas is that its this weird ultra christian place where natural disasters happen every 3 seconds

1 month ago

oh i didnt see you came out since now, congrats du(o)de!

So the uk law states that im now a legally a woman instead of a (trans) man.

bring it, bitch.

1 month ago

doesnt it take like years of psychological analysis for a medical transition, like at that point you know if the child actually needed it. and like what happens if the child gets an autism diagnoses? do they still get the medical transition? is this even for like a study on if being trans is related to autism? because it just isnt related, i believe being trans has to do with specific white/gray matter levels being different in the brain, which certainly isnt what autism is.

Saw This On Reddit Today. Things Just Keep Getting Worse.

Saw this on Reddit today. Things just keep getting worse.

1 month ago

this isnt google

grinch and onceler french-kissing passionately

1 month ago

"it" marks evil, not tasty

thesealking - the seal king
1 month ago

was it- was it on top of the water?

Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.

thesealking - the seal king
the seal king

idk i love seals and spheals. i want to become a zoologist, but i cant pronounce z, you zee my problem?

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