Was It- Was It On Top Of The Water?

was it- was it on top of the water?

Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.

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having a government is sociolistic

sociolism is taking in *some* money from people to get spent on stuff like infrastructure. this is done so advancement in general living is done, and not just elite living.

sociolism is a balance between 100% communism (having one entity that makes sure everyone is completely the same level) and 100% capitalism (having no controling entity, and its just about whos best).

but some people think capitalism is what sociolism is (due to complete capitalism never existing*, but complete communism has existed),and that makes sociolism look like its inbetween percieved capitalism and communism

Having A Government Is Sociolistic

this logical fallacy (wich ive never seen anyone point out) makes it look like sociolism is in the communism field

[graphic not 100% accurate, cuz shaky hand on mouse]

tl;dr full capitalism has never existed, so what people see as capitalism is acctually sociolistic, and what people see as sociolism is in reality falls under communism, since most of the commonly known spectrum of economic types is now communism, even though with the full field its closer to capitalism.


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thesealking - the seal king
the seal king

idk i love seals and spheals. i want to become a zoologist, but i cant pronounce z, you zee my problem?

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