Tiny Fish Eating Big Hamborger, Attacking It Like How A Little Kid Punches Adults

tiny fish eating big hamborger, attacking it like how a little kid punches adults

imagine me eating a very delicious burger

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1 month ago

also think about the medicinal technology we had 70 years ago, in 1950 the life expectency was 69.15~ (66,5 male and 71,8 female, US) and now its 77,43!, you might just live to 85+!

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

1 month ago

some people have a specific word they just think is evil, no matter the context, like the word pronouns

im tired of people having these little nuances like i was talking about the word hate and i said “i hate nazis” and my friend was like hmm hates a strong word. for nazis ? no the fuck it is not. i could use stronger words too. i could curbstomp their sorry asses. i hate nazis and you all better hate nazis too

1 month ago

the LGBTQIAP+ acronym is so disorginized that i have an urge to re-orginize it: QTILGABP+. queer as a start, then you have trans, and then intersex (as its a kind of semi-subcategory of trans, likely you would be trans if youre intersex) and then LG, and then asexual, and then bisexual, and pansexual located next to bisexual for the same kind of reason as intersex. asexual is before bisexual because having a semi-subcategorisation in the middle of the corner stones of sexuality (L, G, B, and A) will feel like its kind of interrupted, but it doesnt feel that way if its after them

meant no harm nor hate, just annoyence for disorginization.

1 month ago

its because you have to stoop down to the level of maga-idiots for them to *not* plug their ears and go "LALALALA im not hearing youuu"

Yeah.......... I Truly Hate The Democratic Party With Everything I Have In My Soul. All He Had To Say

yeah.......... i truly hate the democratic party with everything i have in my soul. all he had to say was "yes, i'm defending this innocent man because he did nothing wrong but come to america seeking a better life" and he couldn't even do that. naturally the comments i've seen say shit like "i don't have to agree with you but i'll defend your rights" and i ask once again what are we disagreeing with Kilmar Abrego Garcia on???????? what did he do besides be brown and have tattoos???????? why shouldn't we defend him??????? oh my god this fucking country

1 month ago

one thing to remember though: non-romantic and non-sexual love is still very important, just generally, wether thats from your mom or your dog

(i said non-sexual get your head out of the gutter)

this is the official amatonormativity hatepost.

i hate amatonormativity.

2 months ago

they make billions on deducting money they added, so when they deny the claim theyre acctually adding on money, it isnt "not giving a service" theyre just adding money [because it wouldnt exist otherwise]

IMO, if you were to not give something that you promised to give someone that is making someone live (medicine, machinery, service, etc) then that is murder, theft, and breach of contract.

you may ask "how is that punishable by death, no one deserves death" [yes its true that nothing* should be punishable by death] *BUT THATS DIFFERENT WHEN YOUVE KILLED, BANKRUPTED, AND DISOBEYED THE LAW FOR THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.

"he had a family" SO DID THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, + he left billimillions of dollars to his children, but when one of "tHe PoOrS" die from not being able to pay off thousand of dollars of debt, then they leave the children the thousands of dollars of debt.

thompsons kids where left at square one [not zero, one] but the normal people would be left at not even -1, but -2 from both the grief and the monetary burden of the debt

stop supporting murderers, thompson was a murderer

thesealking - the seal king
1 month ago

is this what dyslexia is?

Bugs Is…. Shrimp????

bugs is…. shrimp????

1 month ago

if I owned a discord server I’d just make a channel called “THE PIT”

there are no rules in “THE PIT” except for harassment still being banned, no images, links, gifs, etc, the only statuses allowed to view “THE PIT” are “the ones sealed away in THE PIT” and moderators, and this exists instead of a ban, “the ones sealed away in THE PIT” can only post and view in “THE PIT” for the time they’re banned. Also across the server you have to refer to “THE PIT” in exactly that way


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1 month ago

we should just randomly switch elon and jk rowlings pronouns, yk, for the funnies


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1 month ago

doesnt it take like years of psychological analysis for a medical transition, like at that point you know if the child actually needed it. and like what happens if the child gets an autism diagnoses? do they still get the medical transition? is this even for like a study on if being trans is related to autism? because it just isnt related, i believe being trans has to do with specific white/gray matter levels being different in the brain, which certainly isnt what autism is.

Saw This On Reddit Today. Things Just Keep Getting Worse.

Saw this on Reddit today. Things just keep getting worse.

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thesealking - the seal king
the seal king

idk i love seals and spheals. i want to become a zoologist, but i cant pronounce z, you zee my problem?

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