I'm Just Imagining War Over How Classy Different Cliques Are. Like Two Neighborhoods Of Snobs Being Smug

[Announcer voice]: "Are *YOU* a victim of a hate crime? Have you tried *NOT BEING A MINORITY*! This strategy is proven to prevent hate crimes before they even start!"

I wonder if the new hard R will be "clanker" against sentient robots.

Christianity should be like the ancient Romans and say it's OK to be gay as long as you're not a bottom. Bottom-phobia makes more sense.

"Loving family man that will be remembered"

- News talking about some dead guy they would have never mentioned if he wasn't murdered and will never mention again outside the context of the murder

The international space station would be a awful place without the windows. It would be like a submarine.

Blaire White should open each video with "Aunt Rukus, no relation"

Remember Bright? The shitty Will Smith movie? I got recommended the soundtrack on YouTube and it out of nowhere SLAPS.