In Some Regions It's Illegal To Pet Manatees So If I Ever Go Down The Path Of Crime You All Should Know

Just a happy reminder: The uneducated won't exist 30 years from now. Technology will make them extinct. It will be so convenient to get educated that the non educated will starve.

I personally don't want to wait that long. These creatures might destroy the world before then.

I run to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretend the CIA is after me

How come the Pope gets to pray to named angels while the Catholic proletariat have to accept whatever angel comes their way? Break the chains: Redistribute the name brand prayers!

Trump announced he will not be pardoning the one black guy that took part in January 6th. In that one specific instance it looks gang related.

Is there anyone still trained to measure skull shapes in line with old pseudo science and phrenology? I want to have an analysis of my skull shape and treat it like a permanent horoscope.

Having sex with someone would make them happy and you should only focus on your own happiness in the form of money. #Sigma

I think it's a shame that Confederates give rebels a bad name. It was far more common to have slave revolts than pro slavery rebellion but that ONE TIME a pro slave revolt takes off and it's all anyone seems to remember.

What's one set of atrocities among friends?

With all the danger that Batman puts his Robins through, I'm just impressed a billionaire actually spent time with their children.

Petition to start saying Steve Minecraft just like Sans Undertale.

Bold of you to assume those against universal healthcare know other countries exist