With All The Danger That Batman Puts His Robins Through, I'm Just Impressed A Billionaire Actually Spent

Unsettling life lesson from this assassination: Anyone can kill you if they are lucky enough to catch you off guard. The CEO very well may have had a gun but that didn't do him any favors.

Comment your lead actor picks for The Adjustor movie!

Why can't science be like a form of wizardry where there's only one field of knowledge and if you isolate yourself and read about it enough you'll understand it all

There's no social rejection worse than a cat slinking away from being pet. It is the truest form of rejection.

Jordan Peterson is just like a Jedi: His mind tricks only work on dumb people.

Think unrelated things are connected in real life: Conspiracy theorist.

Think unrelated things are connected in fiction: English major.

Take paying for social media to it's upmost extreme: Instead of just having $7 above $0 - don't stop going up. Just have one massive list of post sorted solely by who paid the most. So if you pay one cent more than the next highest person you are automatically on top of the entire website.

X SQUARED: auctioned speech platform

I feel so bad for old timey doctors that actually wanted to help: "We've amputated all their limbs and they're still haunted! Must be a small ghost"

Imagine thinking shit like this and crying yourself to sleep as all your patients die.

There should be simulated feuds in modern nobility: Each noble gets one paintball and if they break it on another noble then that noble is taken out of their lineage. This way only the STRONG will survive! Modern nobility has gone SOFT!

You always see the fangs come out on a new vampire but you never see the lower teeth move out of the way. HOW DO THEY CLOSE THEIR MOUTH?