There's No Social Rejection Worse Than A Cat Slinking Away From Being Pet. It Is The Truest Form Of Rejection.

My unstoppable solution to war: Everybody in the government that votes for the war has to serve in a random battle. It's just like jury duty.

That way we will still have the most important wars but nothing more.

Everyone criticizes RWBY for having the characters not believe in magic even with semblances. But how would YOU feel if someone showed you a new type of electricity that had never been discovered before? That would be pretty shocking.

Is there anyone still trained to measure skull shapes in line with old pseudo science and phrenology? I want to have an analysis of my skull shape and treat it like a permanent horoscope.

The Adjuster x reader smut shall be studied by future generations alongside the original ballads of Robin Hood.

I refuse to use the term NPC because that's deeply insulting to robots.

In any universe with holy water that damages monsters, I can't help but think: Wouldn't the quantity of that damage be an objective measure of holiness? Like if the Pope's holy water doesn't go hard then you shouldn't be a Catholic.

Every character in a fanfic is a OC if you haven't watched the original content.

Don't you love it when your phone goes into low battery mode so the screen dims when there is glare from the sun and it becomes utterly unusable. Yeah I just love that.

Never trust someone that says "it's just science" or "BIOLOGY" If you can't get more specific than that then you're full of shit.

Who would punch a innocent Charlie Chaplin cosplayer?!