The Most Unrealistic Part Of Hellsing Was That The Catholic Church Didn't Like The Nazis.

I'd bet there was a spike in radio sales after the Alastor debut.

Start a story with the exact number of days since the start of a specific war then never mention it again: "Just two months and eight days since the fateful moment of the start of the Vietnam war... I got fired. In California"

Talking to the average human:

Can you beat a pro chess player at chess? No.

Can you beat a pro pilot at piloting? No.

Can you beat a pro artist at art? No.

Can you beat a pro researcher at research? I'M AN INDIVIDUAL!!! I DON'T NEED ANY EDUCATION 1!1! MY IGNORANCE IS BETTER THAN YOUR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

My unstoppable solution to war: Everybody in the government that votes for the war has to serve in a random battle. It's just like jury duty.

That way we will still have the most important wars but nothing more.

Did you know a Egyptian pharaoh named themselves after the Egyptian devil out of respect for his power? That's the equivalent of a Pope Satan.

Believe laws should change by landmass: Neurotypical

Believe laws should change by planet: Psychotic

"The optimal angle for long range trajectory is 45 degrees *THIS angle*"

-Elon Musk maybe

I bet a consequence of this shooting will be employers taking their employees guns when they work. What are the odds that Republicans show any sort of backlash to this?

Fuck it: Let's bring back titles.

Certain metrics of net worth should just literally give you extra legal rights. One free murder per billion dollars, etc. You get nobility rights once your rich enough.

Enough of the subtle rights of having teams of lawyers. Let's turn back time and go medieval on the proletariat!

I like to imagine the SCP stories are just Supernatural from the perspective of the British Men of Letters.