Why Can't I Have A Guard Eagle? Just A Bird That Follows Me Like A Drone And Swoops In Whenever I Tell

"Did the Holocaust really happen to unorthodox Jews?"

-Ben Shapiro probably

"Remember remember all months nut like November"

- The Bible maybe

Everyone criticizes RWBY for having the characters not believe in magic even with semblances. But how would YOU feel if someone showed you a new type of electricity that had never been discovered before? That would be pretty shocking.

I wonder if Mars will have Tinder and you'll need to set your range to thousands of miles to get a match from earth.

You never see Republicans designing guns for disabled people or subsidizing guns for poor people, so apparently they DON'T want guns for everyone since all it takes is arthritis to be a shit shot.

I was collecting PVP loot in eve online and as I sold some damaged drones I found, I realized something.... I am a space hobo collecting returnable items that others consider garbage. It's just like plastic cans in real life! I look with envy at the highly educated characters trading items at the trade hubs and I realize I will never catch up to the advantages they have...

10 / 10 very realistic economy

I'll die on this hill: The boldest representation in Hazbin Hotel was making Lucifer short.

Damn right I'm a racist: The human race shall overcome all opposition.

I have cats so whenever I hear scratching on my front door I blindly open it. One of these days I'll let a raccoon in.

Ye olde Republican: "Behold thy socialist dystopia story whereby the government sets a age at which you can have sex! You can't even seek relations with your slaves! This is the future socialists want"