I Was Collecting PVP Loot In Eve Online And As I Sold Some Damaged Drones I Found, I Realized Something....

I told a female titty scam that I was gay and FIVE MINUTES LATER I got a male dick scam.

Now that's customer service!

"Remember remember all months nut like November"

- The Bible maybe

Why else do you think we need new people? The old ones break down

With all the wild tier lists out there I'm surprised there isn't a holocaust tier list: "Jew? Definitiely a solid B tier. Lotta good jews died. Cripples... Now hear me out - Imma go S"

What's a more Christian worldview?

Pope Francis: "Show compassion for everyone in line with the literal, supernatural teachings of Jesus"

Jordan Peterson: "I'm an atheist that literally doesn't believe in magic. I just really don't like black people"

Did you know the original manuscript for the communist manifesto was written in lower case because Karl bought a communist typewriter that was incapable of capitalization.

Fanfiction idea: Hero Toga Himiko where her hero agency simply finds random people that look similar to villains and gets their blood through donations.

There's a company IRL that can find anyone's doppelganger for a fee so I think this is realistic.

Rev up those guillotines!

Remember that time in Assassins Creed 2 when you could meet in secret with Leonardo da Vinci and pay to invent a retractable assassin gun and then proceed to gun down every corrupt figure in Italy. We need to return to this golden era of total realism. This totally happened.

Paradoxical for atheists