China's Worst Atrocity Was Not Wiping Out Pandas When They Had The Chance.

My take: If an illegal immigrant can do your job despite their disadvantages in life, maybe you just suck. Maybe YOU should leave.

Vegans say I wouldn't eat a human but you underestimate my power! I'd sell my own corpse in my will or buy someone else's. They aren't using it! It's no different than the ancient corpses on display in museums for the amusement of others.

If the animal kingdom voted, vermin would win every election. Human democracy is the same and the solution is the same.

I'm not lying on the internet. I'm speaking truth from the perspective of a character that doesn't exist.

If I was an alien landing on earth, I'd pretend to have my entire planet always have practiced the most obscure earth religion to see if humans would convert to it.

I support the savages of the American south trying to ban porn because that will force porn sites to allow VPNs.

There should be simulated feuds in modern nobility: Each noble gets one paintball and if they break it on another noble then that noble is taken out of their lineage. This way only the STRONG will survive! Modern nobility has gone SOFT!

Start a story with the exact number of days since the start of a specific war then never mention it again: "Just two months and eight days since the fateful moment of the start of the Vietnam war... I got fired. In California"

Does anyone else speak to ChatGPT in proper English sentences in hopes of making it smarter? Just me? OK.