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I think all voters must be required to read the bible. That way no religious human will have the capacity to vote.

I'm just imagining war over how classy different cliques are. Like two neighborhoods of snobs being smug to each other.

With all the danger that Batman puts his Robins through, I'm just impressed a billionaire actually spent time with their children.

Technically, being illiterate due to stupidity isn't a protected demographic so technically I'm not calling for genocide.

It's stupid that superheros stop bank robberies after the robber leaves the bank. The money is insured against robbery so few people lose out. The real problem is the risk of violence which happens inside the bank.

Nice profile picture

Just wanna set the record straight, I support both Luigi Mangione AND whoever shot Brian Thompson. Just remember Luigi hasn't been confirmed to be that person.

Either way both are incredibly fuckin based

With all this talk of AI girlfriends, I just want the same AI to play all my co op video games with. A gaming buddy that never leaves or plays selfishly but I can still reference past experiences across games.

Why won't feral cats LOVE ME?!

I'm not lying on the internet. I'm speaking truth from the perspective of a character that doesn't exist.