Virgin Modern Politics: "There Are 1000 Axis Types Each With A Different Ideology Type!!!"

Start a story with the exact number of days since the start of a specific war then never mention it again: "Just two months and eight days since the fateful moment of the start of the Vietnam war... I got fired. In California"

In the Star Wars universe it would be really convenient to find clones attractive. You'd have a never ending supply of partners.

Unsettling life lesson from this assassination: Anyone can kill you if they are lucky enough to catch you off guard. The CEO very well may have had a gun but that didn't do him any favors.

I hate to say it: Maybe if Luigi carried food instead of monopoly money he wouldn't have needed to go to a restaurant.

Someone mod HOI4 to have a combat strategy where instead of retreating, units continue dodging until the enemy runs out of bullets then your unit beats the shit out of them.

A philanthropic lower monarch convinces the kaiser to not only restrict submarine warfare - but ALL warfare. The kaiserbat!

Fuck it: Let's bring back titles.

Certain metrics of net worth should just literally give you extra legal rights. One free murder per billion dollars, etc. You get nobility rights once your rich enough.

Enough of the subtle rights of having teams of lawyers. Let's turn back time and go medieval on the proletariat!

You think anyone had the balls to give Stalin nicknames. "Eyo! It's my boi Joey S - Calls himself man of steel but we know he ain't packing anything hard down there! AMIRIGHT?!"

Comment your lead actor picks for The Adjustor movie!

God's second favorite Catholic is about to die. RIP Adolph!

Paradoxical for atheists