Imagine You’re In Like The World War 1 Trenches And You See Something In The Sky Falling Like A Parachute

The Bob-Bomb plot in Paper Mario: The Origami King is literally just like every character death in JoJos Bizarre Adventure. I will elaborate if prompted.

Now we must teach them commerce

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

literally me

I’m tired of not being able to do anything without immediately having to sleep for 8 hours.

I used to cook more for my parents then they did for me

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

Adam referring to Cain

woke agenda killed my son. They came down and killed him with rocks. They bashed him with rocks.

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

starting the day off with a bang. finishing the day off with a bang. i’ve shot two men today.

Same.

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

Hello? Mitski-Themed Dog Fighting Ring? Yes, I’d like to place a bet….. ON A WINNING DOG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH (For more sick prank call ideas, go to my website!)

I forgot that robot guy existed I fully thought you were talking about the kitten

you vs megatron, who wins

Me, shoving a Capcha test in front of his face and say "Solve this bitch"