Well Now We Have Ozone Layer Subliminal Message Snail Rainbows That Make You Think You’re A Snail So

hungry

“We have the same typology!!!!” Cool story bro! [loads gun] there can only be one

NOBODY IS GOING TO MATCH MY FREAK (none of the people from my college liked my bug identification instagram story)

pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...



My hungry ass could never be a construction worker

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals

Neurodivergent nonbinary mixed race bisexual atheist philosopher

I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

Once I tried to mask better and all my friends were like “are you ok? It’s like your soul is gone” so ig I’m stuck like this forever guys

I love you big women. I love you big men. I love you big nonbinary people. You’re all very beautiful and pretty and handsome and hot and sexy and cute and adorable and cool and smart and interesting. I hope you all have good days and nights and love yourselves and know other people love you a lot.