Game Changing New Piglet Gel…

Happy New Years!

The continuous, unyielding march of time brings me nothing but terrible anguish, as I step closer and closer to a future I am nowhere near ready to deal with.

Hpapy 23 :))))

I used to cook more for my parents then they did for me

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

with rizz

The fact that there's an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.

water isn’t wet water is wat and wetter is wet

my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time

Just like me fr

I love you big women. I love you big men. I love you big nonbinary people. You’re all very beautiful and pretty and handsome and hot and sexy and cute and adorable and cool and smart and interesting. I hope you all have good days and nights and love yourselves and know other people love you a lot.

egg

Ppl be like “it’s too early/late to nap” I am simply closer to God than you. You are just incapable of understanding.