The mirror devastates me. I don’t know what that thing that looks back at me is, but it’s not me.
Duty. I must boop. I have no clue what it means or what it does but it’s a button and I have to press it.
(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)
Actually a guy with suspicious balls
Owls create snow angel imprints while hunting in winter when they swoop down to catch mice or squirrels.
The continuous, unyielding march of time brings me nothing but terrible anguish, as I step closer and closer to a future I am nowhere near ready to deal with.
Hpapy 23 :))))
my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
okay you know those virtual science labs they made you do in high school?
i bet they’d have mad science versions at evil high school
If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!
I used to cook more for my parents then they did for me
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
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