I Need You All To Help Me Kill A Guy Who Said Skibidi Toilet Is The Most Impactful Piece Of Anti-imperialist

my name is normal cisgender and you can hire me

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

Idk what to wear... The host said it's sprout themed⁉️🌱

You think Batman ever gave commissioner Gordon some like absolutely foul image before doing that thing where he disappears? Like his whole thing is “stop looking at me and boom gone”. You ever think he said “yeah I got some evidence” and handed him like an image of his bat ass balls and cock out and then disappeared

Lost my fucking leitmotif in the divorce

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

TAKE A LEFT AT YOUR INTESTINES

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if i had to end the simpsons the final episode would be completely bereft of dialogue, cutting between character's houses, they're sitting silently in their comfortable spaces, at peace. over the course of the next 23 minutes we see every inhabitant of springfield slowly wither and turn to dust, open windows allowing them to be carried away on a light breeze. sometimes it seems painful, others joyful, but in the end nothing remains

There is nothing funnier to me than poorly redrawn trollfaces made around the time everyone was mocking people who made rage comics