My Personal Go To When My Mom Tries To Pull The "i Never Did That! That Never Happened! That Only Happened

ouchie real

got sad thinking about little baby grayson so here's a doodle to make you sad too

oh true true mb

Imagine having living grandparents

they could NEVER make me hate you

there is nothing as visceral and human and devouring an absurdly large bunch of grapes at one in the morning at least partly for the crunch noise

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

as much as i know that being home sick means i still need to get online and do my schoolwork so that i dont die over the weekend, i thought i would sponaneously combust if i had to look at a chem equation

Boober Fraggle reminding you to dink oiter

Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.