Ouchie Real

it's 1pm. it is the afternoon. 13. but my cat is so cozy and he is never nice to me. and i have tumblr and my drawing tablet is two feet from me. i can just live here now.

oh true true mb

Imagine having living grandparents

ayyyy!!! thank you! hope you have a good school day!

I am desperately requesting a Tim Drake room please and thank you

im pretty busy right now, but ill be posting a tim drake one tomorrow after i get out of school!

im still confused on why you wanted hot soda at all

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

the dandelion crayon girl makes me so happy. she has a dandelion crayon shrine. its amazing. truly a testament to the indomitable human spirit

Sometimes I love the internet, actually. Incomprehensibly huge place but also so small. Saw a video on Instagram where Crayola was announcing they’re coming out with a box with some limited edition previously retired colors, including Dandelion. This video had hundreds of comments and almost all of them where “omg where’s the dandelion crayon girl she’s going to be so happy” and it was such an unimportant thing, but it was just cute

happy one day late anniversary to the great molasses flood

i regret getting tumblr i take back everything positive i have ever said regarding this website all you have are batman headcannons and psychological horror

i love you like i love gogurt. not romantically but i’m so very happy to see you when i do

There is nothing more revolting in life than seeing another person slurp on a gogurt. The sound, the unavoidable look of famished desperation as you seek the last stray morsel from within the sapped plastic tube. Like a baby calf, pleading incessantly for its mother’s teat. Mooahh moahhh. Go on. Cry in your weakness.

trying to be a person and iron my pants but my cat decided that they were warm and comfy and now he's made a home on them. i cant do this dude

To add on this, alternatively, Bruce bringing over a Normal Person Friend™️ for once in his life and the entire family being completely convinced that they're some kind of secret hero and very unsubtly trying to sleuth out which one. They're all 100% sure that Bruce is just fucking with them and are completely detirmed to find out what George the accountant is actually up to. Is he a hero? Maybe an anti-hero that Bruce won't admit he enjoys the company of for his ego's sake? They don't know, but, goddammit, they want to. Bruce insists he's just a friend from a charity gala. BUT IS HE REALLY THOUGH.

I have seen a lot of fics about the Justice League finding out Bruce has kids and being shocked about it, but what about the other way around? Like imagine Dick ghosting Bruce and ignoring everything related to Batman for six months after an argument and the day he finally decides to visit to make amends he finds fuckin Superman chilling on his kitchen, or like Jason coming back from the dead, ready to fuck shit up, just to get whiplash after finding out that his loser dad has friends and one of them is Wonder Woman

tw: pedos

i am so afraid to post gibberish. i wanted to post "oobey eeby" on some shit because it gave oobey eeby vibes but like what if oobey eeby is secret pedophile code or some shit. any emoji combo could be an obscure signal meaning that im a trump supporter and hate puppies