I Love Visiting People Who Have Some Kind Of Pet Reptile Because They're Always Like "would You Like

i can not overstate the importance of realizing that it is never too late. if you like a sport but youre scared to try it because you havent been in it since you were six or something like you think everyone else is, still do it. same with art or music or cooking or any other skill that takes practice and time because the time that these skill take isnt specific. you dont need to hit certain milestones at certain ages if you just want a cool hobby or community or anything like that. anyways just do the thing i love you go to the thing now

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

*said as if the universe were a misbehaving dog* no. nO. universe. universe out the magic 8 ball down. i was so happy at noon. what are you doing. universe. univERSE. UNIVERSE NO

i feel like the universe shakes a magic 8 ball every three hours on whether or not im depressed and i really need it to stop doing that please

Batfamily reunion, kinda ?

Not my idea: https://x.com/tocartss/status/1897135638438404416?s=46&t=zkCvxQnVoZvDMu4v7483qg

it's 1pm. it is the afternoon. 13. but my cat is so cozy and he is never nice to me. and i have tumblr and my drawing tablet is two feet from me. i can just live here now.

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

had a dream they were selling testosterone pills otc at cvs

Boober Fraggle reminding you to dink oiter

i love adam and steve

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.