James Once Told Regulus To Face His Fears. Of Course, He Said It A Bit More Lavishly, He Was Still Posh

Someone notices Regulus singing a song nonstop and when they ask him what song it is he just says he doesn’t know and walks away.

And then like a month later the song comes out on the radio and that person is just losing their shit.

Seer! Regulus but it only allows him to randomly know songs (mostly muggle) that have yet to be written. Like imagine he goes to to Lucius and Narcissa's wedding and just starts humming 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua.

Sirius pisses him off and so Regulus screams 'Who let the dogs out' at the top of his lungs.

11 year old Reg just strolls down the Hallways singing Mr Blue Sky. (On bad days it's A Thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton)

regulus vs the divination professor

I wrote my first fanfic if you wanted to read. There’s not really a plot. Just a lot of jegulus flirting. Hope you like it😎

I want a jegulus fic where Regulus has to sit through James flirting just so badly with Lily that he has to intervene.

Like he straight up looks him dead in the eye and screams ‘SHE’S JUST NOT INTO YOU! HOW MANY TIMES DOES SHE HAVE TO SAY NO BEFORE YOU CAN GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD???? DOES SHE NEED TO SAY IT IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE OR SOMETHING???’ And continues the rant through all the other languages he knows.

And James stays silent the whole time with this love struck expression while this twink screams at him.

And Lily gets the peace she deserves.

Can someone write a jegulus summer camp au, please?

I literally don’t care what the dynamic or plot is I just really want it but don’t want to write it.

Like I just want summer, camp, truth or dare, cherry coke, bike trails, awkward teenager kinda vibez u know?

How the marauders + reg and lily tied their shoes

James: tied them around his ankle. He also wore Velcro shoes because he thought they were more fun. (He also had rollerblades and Mary taught him to skate)

Sirius: didn’t tie them. Ever. Like a fucking psychopath. He would make a show of not doing it whenever someone told him he should tie them. He also had light up shoes and heelys. (Imagine almost getting decked in the hallways because some dumbass didn’t know how heelys work.)

Remus: tied them normally. He’s not about to lose the circulation to his foot or eat shit because he couldn’t tie his shoes properly. They’re just shoes to him (but he also definitely wrote book quotes or song lyrics on the sides)

Peter: tied them with a bow tie knot cause that’s how he learned it and just never broke the habit. He would always change the shoelace color to whatever he was feeling that day. (They were always super funky)

Regulus: had the slip on fancy shoes. Never learned how to tie laces. (Was really insecure about it). Sirius also gave him a pair of stilettos as a joke gift and Reg set them on fire.

Lily: tied them normally. Was really smug whenever pure bloods didn’t know how to. Wore a bunch of sandals and flip flops.

Y’know, now is a great time to be one of the people who stopped reading choices when they knew they couldn’t handle it.

Things James would call Regulus:

Little king

Lionheart

Little star (NOT to be confused with bright star who is Sirius)

Love (Reg calls him lover)

Gumdrop (because it annoys the FUCK out of him)

Lucy (let me explain. Everyone calls him Reg so he decided to call him the end of his name instead of the beginning but ‘lus’ was weird so he said Lucy)

Broom boy (affectionate)

James calls him lots of things but these are the most used.

James even called him shawty once and Reg only spoke to him in French until he promised not to do it again.

Okay look I know what I posted two seconds ago was contributing to this but it still confuses me:

Why is it that Snape lovers trash Regulus and vice versa?

Like, Snape lovers use Regulus to justify Snape’s actions because he switched sides when Regulus never did.

But then Snape haters say that Regulus sacrificed his life to take down Voldemort and Snape was just saving his own ass.

Of course there are many more arguments, but I just feel like you can’t really use their characters against each other.

Personally, I do love people having debates about each characters morality, but some people take it way too far for it to be about made up characters in a kids book.

It’s just like, why Regulus Black, y’know?

Tw: anxiety attacks (mentioned)

Regulus had really shit grades for the first few years at hogwarts.

He was really stiff and never got the wand motions right. He got anxious during tests and blanked. He was really bad at chopping things and ended up nicking his fingers during potions (which was never good with the whole hemophilia thing), he was taught to never get dirty (man’s always had hand sanitizer) so he hated herbology. He was always good at flying lessons and astronomy though.

He never asked questions or for extra help because he was scared people would think he was dumb.

He was also dealing with Sirius not talking to him anymore no matter how many times he tried to get his attention.

He got even more stressed when he knew his mother would find out about his grades and started having frequent anxiety attacks. Madame Pomfrey soon realized that his anxiety attacks were from school and started to help him.

She taught him healing spells, potions, how to work with herbs and cleaning spells, and meditation. The one on one lessons really helped Regulus notice his mistakes and helped him loosen up.

This was how he found out Remus was a werewolf. He loved magical creatures and read about them in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them so he was already suspicious. He soon put two and two together when he would wake up in the hospital wing and Pomfrey would be fussing over someone who wasn’t there the night before.

Also just imagine Remus and Regulus sitting on opposite beds while Pomfrey teaches them how to clear their mind. Or Remus realizing why Regulus was in the hospital wing all the time and encouraged Sirius to talk to him.

My ‘song that scream Regulus Black’ post made me realize that Regulus Black would’ve been OBSESSED with Twenty-one Pilots.

And I find that very funny and very sad.