I want a jegulus fic where Regulus has to sit through James flirting just so badly with Lily that he has to intervene.
Like he straight up looks him dead in the eye and screams ‘SHE’S JUST NOT INTO YOU! HOW MANY TIMES DOES SHE HAVE TO SAY NO BEFORE YOU CAN GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD???? DOES SHE NEED TO SAY IT IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE OR SOMETHING???’ And continues the rant through all the other languages he knows.
And James stays silent the whole time with this love struck expression while this twink screams at him.
And Lily gets the peace she deserves.