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Rant

I dunno if this is just a me thing but I would really like to know why I like this the way I do let alone at all. Not why as in; it’s a manifestation of trauma etc. But why as in; why did my brain choose vore of all things instead of something more normal. Something that would put mean I’d worry of every getting “found out” and trying to explain myself. I suspect that this is enhanced by my autism, so it doesn’t help.

Because surely that wasn’t the actual reason I like this thing, some factor that I might have had control over. I could list so many things but I can’t really test those things. So I’ll never get an answer that will be sufficient. This feeling has continued to exist despite my (successful) work on not seeing this as a bad thing and something that I shouldn’t be ashamed of.

Preds, here’s a few tricks to lure me to be your meal.

Reverse psychology

Glow-y maw

Some kind of lure (garlic bread, teto plush, etc)

Nomming friends (can be false)

Being called yummy, scrumptious etc.

This will work 100% of the time, even when I appear to be unwilling. So, be careful.

A nice benefit of being in the SFW vore community is understanding one’s feeling in this sector. As I (a certified human) am not well versed in the ways of understanding emotions, it has most definitely helped in some ways.

It’s basically identical isn’t it?

TW : vore mention

Since one of my favourite tropes (at least I think that the word) is healing vore, and I was imagining some and then it came to me; medic-vore. So basically, you have a medic but instead of doing the normal schmuck, they vore em. Plus it’s protection vore (one of my fav).

The original scenario that inspired me to make this post goes like this: a pred were voring his prey friends, and one of the prey friends realise their injuries healed much quicker, then through curiosity and caution realised that the stomach fluids had exceptional healing properties. They cooperatively thought that this could help many people, although vore was a little taboo but not highly discriminated or illegal , and was done in some societies. So after much deliberation on how this were to be done they spread the word through these societies. So after the word grew, people curiously and cautiously wanted to verify these rumours, and all were true. So the word grew more and more… blah blah blah you get the idea, has some potential no?

(If you want me to finish just say)

TLDR : medic vore?

Me: I can like things normally

Also me: immediately gets obsessed other thing I start to remotely like and dies if do not do that one thing for 10hrs straight.

Me: I ca dislike things normally

Also me: you are the scourge of all things, you are the plague to my paradise, begone

Why??? Why must you be this way brain, there is no dial there is only the lever.

ok so i had an idea from this superhero au post where i mentioned that Charlie can split his consciousness between himself and any slime that he breaks off and i needed to draw it

ALSo btw if you're one of those people who think that vore is ONLY sexual and cannot be enjoyed in a safe for work manner, not only are you weird for implying that everyone MUST like it for sexual reasons, but you're also completely invalidating asexual people who may enjoy it for comfort reasons.

I have nothing against those who enjoy vore in a sexual manner. I am completely kink positive, provided everyone is consenting. But don't you fucking dare say that everyone's experiences MUST align with yours. Just because you view it sexually doesn't mean everyone else does. Your experience is not universal. Everyone is different. And you must respect that instead of throwing a hissy fit.

Me when I see astolfo in the friend group chat (stereotypical men as well)

One thing that I find quite funny about being a prey is that you can make frankly absurd analogies that are completely true.

“I’d rather be eaten alive then [insert thing here] “