Me: I Can Like Things Normally

It's funny how one can be so low on the chain, yet still feel so much power JHBJIKJHJUNB

Tummy is just laying down and having your friend wrap their arms around you

But instead of their arms it's their entire body and you can more easily hear their breathing and heartbeat

Life as a tiny in giants home, on your own, is just maddening.

Unlike the giant it’s not easy to traverse the house. One simple journey to do/go anything/anywhere becomes you ‘Frodo travels to Mordor’. You have climb up a purely vertical mountain (a countertop) then trek across something that may be todays shopping that someone, not saying who, forgot to put away. It takes so long to get where you need to be that you’ve likely forgot what on earth you were doing. So, you leave — back down the mountain — to do something else and then you remember what you were trying to do. Rinse and repeat leaving having done 1 USELESS thing in the span of like 6 hours. You’d get incredibly fit though, as all you’ve done is climbing up and down a countertop for hours.

If I were that tiny; NAH, I’m waiting for you to get home cuz I am not climbing up mount doom just for a wee snack!

Part 3

Many ideas are passed around the not that secret meeting in the main hall, such as: just let him pass through the entire digestive system — the preferred one as no-one else gets eaten, or more of direct rescue. And during that discussion the idea that it could be his new home and wasnthrown by one of new recruits but did get a good giggle from the mayor and dismissed. The first one was dismissed as a plan B as Billy recalled that unlike humans the giant has two stomachs, and with Sarah veterinarian knowledge the second was thought to be fatal for Floyd if he were to pass through. A direct rescue had a few issues, notably that there was not a single soul that was at all willing to be eaten by the giant to get Floyd out. So, even if they were ordered to they wouldn’t, a counter to that possibility was to tell the giant to eat the so called ‘bait’. This code-name was more so a funny joke to tease whoever was to be eaten. The id

During the meeting in the giant stomach, Floyd has now woken up and realised it isn’t a dream. However, he isn’t that distressed as one might think, he seems to enjoy it. After all, it’s all warm, cozy, safe and he doesn’t have to deal with his annoying brother. Kicking the walls, he grabs the giant attention to get to know them better. As the conversation goes on, Floyd learns that his name was Gondor and that he was known for his protection and help for the local tribe’s people. Gondor proceeds to ask how he feels about being in there, and reluctantly admits he likes it — he would never admit that to anyone else — and jokingly suggests that this could be his new home.

They eventually settled on using the bait plan, assuming that the giant already tried to throw him up — he could but didn’t. so they ventured to where the giant was and began preparations for the bait, Billy. With a harness and lead attached, Billy was lifted towards the giants mouth and climbed in without hesitation. The giant proceeded to play with Billy inside his mouth, to make sure that he would go down easy or at least that was the excuse he actually just missed the taste of tinies. It was a bit more aggressive then he thought but the seeing his brother again drove him on despite his clear annoyance. He was swallowed down, and met Floyd again, though they couldn’t see each other, they celebrated their reunion by a conversation:

Billy: with relief and irritation “It’s such a relief to see you again. I had to get myself EATEN to see you so you better be glad”

Floyd: as if it was obvious“you know you didn’t have to be eaten to get me back right? He could have just spit me out.”

Billy: “good point, why didn’t… . WAIT A SECOND I didn’t have eaten.. ARGH I’M SO MAD”

Floyd: “you idiot”

They proceeded to started to fight, which ended tickling Gondor and ended them bouncing them around as he laughed.

Preys when their Pred with sharp teeth bites down a little too hard:

forgetful ass,,

Good writing is like cocaine, I will snort that shit up.

Doesn’t matter if if the movie/show is shitpost incarnate or fairly serious, I will snort it.

You could even imagine a wee gif.

A pile of cocaine (flour) sits in front of me, With the text “GOOD WRITING” overlaying it.

I proceed to snort the powder, like I’m desperately trying to keep in the snot whilst having a cold.

The scene cuts, then re-emerges

I proceed to have a massive coughing fit, whilst dearly regretting my decision.

So true

Me @ my blorbos

Vore Negotiation Guidebook

As both a pred and a prey, this advice is tailored so that you can avoid similar preds to me. I prefer having only prey at a time — the whole tum to themselves, so there is a focus on the ‘singular’. I also love having scrumptious prey, like unappetising prey even exist, so the preys yum factor will be important.

The Gamble:

This may work if you can successfully deceive or be yourself enough where the pred will be so confused by your freakish amount of willingness that they decide “you know what, I’m good actually” and leave without you being eaten. However, the complete opposite may happen. I advice you use this later when you have a good grasp on the character of the pred because otherwise you’re just gambling with vore.

The snack-rifice:

If there is a willing prey among you try to convince them that they should be eaten or to prevent the unwilling getting eaten. I say that as a willing prey I’m probably your best bet in that scenario because I consider it a win. If there is no known willing prey, then through democratic means by some akin to a IOU they are aught to make themselves appear the most scrumptious of the bunch so that the others can scamper. Making yourself appear the most scrumptious will depend on whether they prefer willing or unwilling prey, so in turn you must prove yourself be the most fun snack by harnessing your inner actor.

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P.s I don’t know why I’m giving you this, I want to eat you and yet I’m giving you advice so that I won’t. Odd. Worthy of suspicion even.

ALSo btw if you're one of those people who think that vore is ONLY sexual and cannot be enjoyed in a safe for work manner, not only are you weird for implying that everyone MUST like it for sexual reasons, but you're also completely invalidating asexual people who may enjoy it for comfort reasons.

I have nothing against those who enjoy vore in a sexual manner. I am completely kink positive, provided everyone is consenting. But don't you fucking dare say that everyone's experiences MUST align with yours. Just because you view it sexually doesn't mean everyone else does. Your experience is not universal. Everyone is different. And you must respect that instead of throwing a hissy fit.