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Stranger things incorrect quotes pt.1

1. Robin: *petting a cat on her lap* Aren't you the prettiest kitty in the world.

Steve: *walks in* aren't you allergic to cats?

Robin: *petting slowly* maybe.

2. Eddie: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Steve: What?

Eddie: What?

Robin: *eating chips in the background* you said you would fuck him if he asked.

3. Robin: Hey, wanna know your gay name?

Nancy: My what?

Robin: Your gay name.

Nancy: ...Sure, what is it?

Robin: It's your name...

Robin: *gets on one knee* and my last name.

Nancy: O-Oh my God.

4. Joyce: Hop, what are you drinking?

Hopper: Tea.

Joyce: Oh, what kind of tea?

Hopper: Tea...quila.

5. Hopper: One day you will be a father.

Steve: Father? I am a father.

Hopper: *sighing* The kids don't count.

Steve: *slams hand on the table* they are MY KIDS.

6. Robin: Are you high?

Eddie: Am I what?

Robin: High.

Eddie: Hello.

7. Eddie: Next question, You're into Robin.

Nancy: That's not a question!

Eddie: So you agree it's a fact.

8. Steve: Admit it, you like Nancy.

Robin: Oh come on,

Robin: I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure.

Robin: Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Sure.

Robin: Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably.

Robin: Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions.

Robin: Am I the type of person who'd do anything for her? Absolutely.

Robin: But do I like her?

Robin: The answer is no.

Steve:

9. Robin: *highlights an entire page of notes*

Steve: Bro, you know you're only supposed to highlight the important ones.

Robin: *highlights Steve's arm*

Steve: Why'd you do that bro?

Robin: Because you're important to me bro.

Steve: B R O

10. Jason: Welcome to the "fuck Eddie Munson" support group where we gather to say a collective "fuck you" to that freak.

Jason: But first let's welcome our newest member.

Steve: *nervously laughing* So uh I may have misunderstood-

nancy : Your smile? It makes my day.

robin: Your happiness? I live for that.

eddie: A room? Get one.

steve: Hotel? Trivago

steddie and ronance on a double date:

*eddie and robin are 30 minutes late*

nancy, looking around: where are they? i’m afraid people might think we’re on a date instead.

steve: why, embarrassed to be seen with me?

nancy, deadpan: yes.

steve, fake insulted: you’re no delight either.

robin, appearing out of nowhere: i beg to disagree.

eddie, behind her: and wheeler, steve might be an idiot but at least he’s hot. be grateful.

steve, sarcastically: thanks, babe, so nice to see your devotion to me.

nancy: where have you two been??

eddie & robin: *look at each other confused*

robin: we were trying to be fashionably late.

steve: *rolls his eyes* fashionably late is five to ten minutes late, not 30 minutes late!

nancy: what gave you the idea that you were fashionably late?

eddie & robin: well we are fashionable *strike a pose* and late. but we guess you guys can’t relate.

steve & nancy: …

steve, to nancy: i think we accidentally dated the same person.

nancy: i know, it’s scary.

Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes Pt3

Steve, about Eddie: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

Nancy: Did it hurt when you fell- Robin: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Nancy: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Robin: ... Nancy: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Steve: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? Eddie: It’s not water. Steve: Vodka! I like your sty- Eddie: It’s vinegar. Steve: …What? Eddie: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

Robin: What are you getting Eddie for the holidays? Steve: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your husband when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet. Robin: I'm getting Eddie a divorce lawyer.

Eddie: You believe me? Dustin: Eddie, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Eddie: I like your new pants! Steve: Thanks, they were 50% off! Eddie: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Steve: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Eddie: That’s… not what I meant. Steve: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Eddie.

Dustin: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Dustin: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Robin: The Ocean is a soup. Steve: Steve: Do elaborate. Robin: What are needed for something to be a soup? Steve: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Robin: *Tilts head* Steve: The Ocean is a Soup. Robin: The Ocean is a Soup.

(Quotes are from this generator)

robin: *sees steve and eddie together*

robin: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

nancy: You mean... you ship them?

-

nancy: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

robin: *blushing* I—

steve, butting into the conversation: eddie is perfect, thanks for asking.

-

eddie: Why is robin crying on the floor?

steve: They're drunk.

eddie: And?

steve: They saw a picture of nancy's spouse.

eddie: But they're nancy's spouse.

steve: I know.

-

steve: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

eddie: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

robin: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

nancy: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

-

nancy: Is something burning?

robin, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

nancy: robin, the toaster is literally on fire.

-

steve: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

eddie: Wow. They sound stupid.

steve: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

eddie: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

steve: I guess you’re right. Hey eddie, I love you.

eddie: See! Just say that!

steve: Holy fucking shit.

eddie: If that flies over their head then, sorry steve, but they're too dumb for you.

steve: eddie.

Dustin: So I’ve been thinking… 

Steve: God fuck me 

Eddie “puppy eyes” Munson: Why god and not me? 

Dustin “traumatized” Henderson: Imma just go- 

Steve “i love fucking my boyfriend” harrington: I’ll do both, sugar

Stranger Things 4 + Headlines (Part 1)

Stranger Things + Textposts

Will: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Max, cracking her knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

Murray, to Will at the dining table: So Byers kid, how are you and your boyfriend Wheeler?

Byler, malfunctioning: W-what?

Murray, to Steve: And you Harrington, how long have you and Munson here have been dating?

Steddie, malfunctioning: E-excuse me?

*everyone else starts choking on their food at the same time*

Murray, raises an eyebrow: What? It's not my fault you guys keep looking at each other with heart eyes. For Pete's sake, I'm not blind.

*Robin rolls on the floor laughing*

honestly steve harrington's character growth from homophobic prom king who's friends are complete assholes and only really cares about himself with a crush on the most perfect girl at school to bisexual single mother of six who's best friend is a lesbian and crush is the metalhead d&d-obsessed school freak who's gotten held back twice and been accused of murder once is not just one of the greatest things to ever come from tv, it is also one of the most absolutely hilarious.

and if I say Joseph Quinn has the same effect on men as Andrew Garfield then what

shhh, he’s figuring out something new about himself part |

eddie definitely calls steve ‘pretty boy’ one day out of the blue before they start dating and steve just pauses, points to himself, and repeats “pretty boy?” hesitantly and in his mind he’s like freaking the fuck out because steve ‘bisexual panic’ harrington did NOT expect a man to so openly call him pretty, especially not eddie munson.

but eddie would just smile and nod, replying with a firm, “the one and only.” because he is a fucking SAP.

god i am weak for this man if anything happens to him i’m going to take a walk into a national park and never be seen again

You can’t tell me that after Steve had his bi crisis that he didn’t immediately turn up the charm, because mans didn’t get a reputation for nothing 🤣

this is robin’s girlfriend nancy and this is nancy’s boyfriend steve and this is steve’s boyfriend eddie and this is nancy’s other boyfriend jonathan this is jonathan’s boyfriend argyle and this is argyle’s girlfriend eden and this is eden’s sister suzie and this is suzie’s boyfriend dustin and this is dustin’s boyfriend lucas and this is lucas’s girlfriend max and this is max’s girlfriend el and this is el’s boyfriend mike and this is mike’s boyfriend will

mike to steve: yeah no dude everyone thinks eddie is hot its not like ... a gay thing

I’ve connected the dots