Mike To Steve: Yeah No Dude Everyone Thinks Eddie Is Hot Its Not Like ... A Gay Thing

i have the cheese touch except it's not cheese it's fall out boy

You can’t tell me that after Steve had his bi crisis that he didn’t immediately turn up the charm, because mans didn’t get a reputation for nothing 🤣

hngn

i will never not be thinking about these steddie headcanons my god

bonus: steve being bi + erica having no respect for him (an icon)

the fifth MCR member

me when i’m transgender

this picture >>>>> literally anything

robin: *sees steve and eddie together*

robin: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

nancy: You mean... you ship them?

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nancy: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

robin: *blushing* I—

steve, butting into the conversation: eddie is perfect, thanks for asking.

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eddie: Why is robin crying on the floor?

steve: They're drunk.

eddie: And?

steve: They saw a picture of nancy's spouse.

eddie: But they're nancy's spouse.

steve: I know.

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steve: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

eddie: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

robin: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

nancy: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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nancy: Is something burning?

robin, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

nancy: robin, the toaster is literally on fire.

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steve: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

eddie: Wow. They sound stupid.

steve: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

eddie: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

steve: I guess you’re right. Hey eddie, I love you.

eddie: See! Just say that!

steve: Holy fucking shit.

eddie: If that flies over their head then, sorry steve, but they're too dumb for you.

steve: eddie.

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