Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes Pt.1

Stranger things incorrect quotes pt.1

1. Robin: *petting a cat on her lap* Aren't you the prettiest kitty in the world.

Steve: *walks in* aren't you allergic to cats?

Robin: *petting slowly* maybe.

2. Eddie: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Steve: What?

Eddie: What?

Robin: *eating chips in the background* you said you would fuck him if he asked.

3. Robin: Hey, wanna know your gay name?

Nancy: My what?

Robin: Your gay name.

Nancy: ...Sure, what is it?

Robin: It's your name...

Robin: *gets on one knee* and my last name.

Nancy: O-Oh my God.

4. Joyce: Hop, what are you drinking?

Hopper: Tea.

Joyce: Oh, what kind of tea?

Hopper: Tea...quila.

5. Hopper: One day you will be a father.

Steve: Father? I am a father.

Hopper: *sighing* The kids don't count.

Steve: *slams hand on the table* they are MY KIDS.

6. Robin: Are you high?

Eddie: Am I what?

Robin: High.

Eddie: Hello.

7. Eddie: Next question, You're into Robin.

Nancy: That's not a question!

Eddie: So you agree it's a fact.

8. Steve: Admit it, you like Nancy.

Robin: Oh come on,

Robin: I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure.

Robin: Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Sure.

Robin: Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably.

Robin: Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions.

Robin: Am I the type of person who'd do anything for her? Absolutely.

Robin: But do I like her?

Robin: The answer is no.

Steve:

9. Robin: *highlights an entire page of notes*

Steve: Bro, you know you're only supposed to highlight the important ones.

Robin: *highlights Steve's arm*

Steve: Why'd you do that bro?

Robin: Because you're important to me bro.

Steve: B R O

10. Jason: Welcome to the "fuck Eddie Munson" support group where we gather to say a collective "fuck you" to that freak.

Jason: But first let's welcome our newest member.

Steve: *nervously laughing* So uh I may have misunderstood-