I Have Discovered Dark Universe Ygor And I'm Very Happy To Say He Is Now My Silly No U Cannot Ask Questions

Yall we need some help.

So it's Christmas right? Wee celebration about presents n coming together ya?

Aye so the Ipliers and Septics are coming together(for once) and they're bringing the wee glitch himself, Anti(The Septics have said that they'll make sure Anti doesn't cause any problems which I highly doubt and that's just saying something)

And as yall know at this point. Dark and Anti haven't the best of relationships.

This where the problem is. We've litarally JUST convinced Dark to join us. Do they know about Anti tagging along? No. Why? We forgot to tell him. Why? Too busy throwing the good stuff to try n convince them to join and not once did we mention Anti because if we did it the convincing would be cut alot shorter.

So uh yeah. Big problem.

Whole celebration starts in like, 3 hours so we need that time to think of what to do.

If we can't find a way. We'll just wait and see what happens.

Either me, Host(also technically me but yk, differences exist) or someone else will keep yall updated.

See yall for now :D

-Author

IM ACTUALLY TWEAKING I HAVE SEEN SO.MANY.SHIPS.WITH HOST AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO I SHOULD SHIP HIM WITH HELP

UPDATE/AFTERMATH

Stuff I didn't know:

Apparently Mertimer and Night are an item(Seriously I did already 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒂 ship them b4 didn't actually know they were a thing)

Host and Dr.Iplier are a thing(Who's surprised? Not me.)

Bim's got feelings for me(Weird bc I thought he had a thing with Matthias. Must be dreaming)

The milisecond I get called up to demonstrate something all my confidence ✨vanishes✨ and Im about as confident as a newborn sugar-glider

Mer and Night can dance. Surprisingly well.

Google can sing. Seriously.

Things happening now

2/3 of the ppl that came here are now drunk as heck.

3 people have thrown up so far and I have an awful feeling I'm about to make it 4.

I have discovered that I infact enjoy pigs-in-a-blanket.

I may or may not have eaten 𝒘𝒂𝒂𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚 too much and now my stomach feels like it's about to pop.

*Edit: 4 people have thrown up and I awfully feel like Im gonna make it 5

-🔪✨

I was watching Danger In Fiction earlier and my big sister asked what I was watching and what it was about and I have never wanted to explain something with such confidence in my life

I might just turn this into an Iplier Ego blog where I just post made up conversations I think the egos would have. Or maybe I'll do some ×reader fanfic. What do yall think I should do?

(This was bought to u by Yapps, TheUltimateYapper)

Iplier Ego Manor HCSor whatnot idk what to call it

(Oh yeah btw Ive changed Necromancer Mark's name to Ezeikel and The Author's name to Ozzy. Also for the sake of making my life easier Im making a nickname for Ezeilkel which is Ez. So yeah)

📌 Dark and Wilford are the main peeps in charge of the manor.

📌 Every now and again there are meetings (similiar to what happened in Markiplier TV execpt everyone is there apart from Ez bc they can't be bothered to travel from to cave to manor to talk about useless stuff that rarely gets put up anyways) and these meetings mostly end in Dark loosing their mind with everyone.

📌 There is 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 constant background noise. The only pure quietness is if Dark's glitchy-aura stuff magically stops.

📌 Ofc they celebrate national holidays they ain't animals😒/j

📌 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 is in a relationship wether it's plantonic or romantic. The only one that isn't is Actor bc nobody wanna fw that bs

📌 Ez will drop by the manor every once in a while m̶o̶s̶t̶l̶y̶t̶o̶c̶h̶e̶c̶k̶o̶n̶g̶o̶d̶o̶f̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶w̶h̶o̶i̶s̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶

📌 Whenever Ez does manage to drop by it mostly ends in a whole lot of chaos. Why? You ever heard of the question "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?" Yeah. That happens.

📌 Ozzy actually only cares for a few people *cough cough* Eric *cough cough* Host(surprisingly) *cough cough* Ez *cough cough* Dr.Iplier

📌 Ozzy is the only person in the manor that calls Dr.Iplier by his actual name(Edward)

📌 TRANSMASC HOST‼️‼️‼️

📌 Ez is one of the only (probably the only) person that calls Host by his actual name(Quill)

📌 Before he became Quill he was once Queenie

📌 Ez and Host actually have a really strong friendship

📌 NON-BINARY EZEIKEL‼️‼️‼️

📌 Ez actually dgaf abt what pronouns you use on him as long as ain't hurting anyone or offending anyone then he chill. Like you could call him haybale and he wouldn't gaf.

📌 GENDERFLUID DARKIPLIER‼️‼️‼️

📌 If anyone who ain't Dark catches themselves asleep in Wilford's room be prepared to wake up with drawings, stickers and sticky-notes all over your body.

📌 One of the egos (Night mainly) will drop by Ez's cave to see what's going on.

📌 So many wholesome interactions w/ the couples🥺

ALL FOR NOW BYE👋👋👋👋

I'm about 94% sure I can quote 'Hat Trick' word for word