Iplier Ego Manor HCSor Whatnot Idk What To Call It

I remember I had my Spotify playlist on shuffled and the first song was Ruthlessness from Epic the Musical and the next song was Now Hiring at Freddy's by JT Music and I don't think I've had more of a jumpscare by going from the most dramatic tunes to "HEY THERE PAL-" so quickly

HAPPY NEW YEAR TUMBLR!!!!!!!

I feel like running around in a large room and going absolute crazy all over will heal me in a way

GUESS WHO JUST GOT AWAKENED PURE VANILLA COOKIE OFF THE NETHER GATCHA⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Hey uh how to make community

Edit: NVM YALL I FIGURED IT OUT

he twelve now

guess who's into the sweeney todd musical

Hint: its me

The Author HCS

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📌His name is Ozzy

📌 Lil fangs. He chomp

📌 Music taste is all over the place. However he is a die-hard Sir-Mix-A-Lot fan to the end

📌 Half of his desk is just a number of different fidget toys

📌 Makes his own books. Litarally. Like designs the cover, glues the pages together, designs the page colours, ect

📌 Threw gender-norms out the window long ago so dont be alarmed if you walk in on him with one of those mini-skirts

📌 No idea what he is but ain't straight

📌 I like to think that he sounds like Fizzaroli out of Helluva Boss with Millie's(Also from Helluva Boss) accent.

📌 Totally bounces on his feet when he's excited

📌 The lights in his room are almost always off because really bright lights bother him. The only light is one of those pear-lamps on his desk.

📌 Totally collects random stuff like coins, rocks, buttons, ect

📌 Can mimic a ton of different animal noises which he totally doesnt use to his advantage

📌 Orange cat in black cat disguise

📌 The definition of >:)

📌 Ultimate Gossip Girlᵗᵐ

📌 Still has the bat from old times

📌 Likes to wander into the woods but gets lost like, halfway through wandering and just makes whistle noises until somebody finds him bc he doesnt have braincells

📌 Same thing with climbing trees. He's a pretty decent tree climber but has not the slightest idea how to get down. "Just come down the way you came up" Like he's gonna remember how he got up there in the first place smh😒

📌 Lowkey an animal whisperer

📌 Has these stuffed animals on his bed w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶h̶e̶t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶s̶l̶e̶e̶p̶s̶w̶i̶t̶h̶

📌 Loves anything to do with horror, mystery and science

📌 Suprisingly knows a ton-load abt space. "What's that thing up there?" "𝐎𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐲" "The Andro-what now?"

📌 Knows the most randomest yet ominous facts ever, like bro will just randomly drop "Hey [Insert Ego Name] did you know our galaxy and hundreds of others are being pulled towards this thing called The Great Attractor in space and some theorise there's something pulling the Great Attractor too? Ok bye ^ ^" and then said ego is just stood there like ಠ_ಠ

📌 Knows a concerning amount of murder tatics.

📌 Cat person.

📌 Will die for a pack of strawberries

📌 Loves being snuggled but you didnt hear that from me 😉

📌 Bro is not a morning person, if weren't for Wilford waking everybody up, my dude would be out until 3pm

📌 Has one of those smiles which you can't decide wether it's nice or threatening

📌 Sometimes dozes off at his desk bc bro stays up tryna work on books every night

📌 Falling asleep on chair= absoloutley 𝑺 𝑶 𝑹 𝑬 back in the mornings

📌 Physically cannot function without coffee

📌 Bro's got bat hearing. Like dude can hear every single word you're saying from about, 2 metres away

📌 Attention span the size of a grain of salt

📌 Randomly focuses on random objects

📌 Could actually be a magpie disguised as an orange cat disguised as a black cat

Ok all for now bye👋

to the pookies and mooties