I'm About 94% Sure I Can Quote 'Hat Trick' Word For Word

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𝐴𝑛 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑒

𝐼𝑙𝑙𝑢𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝑇ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠, 𝐷𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑡𝑠, 𝐼𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑠

𝐸𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡

𝐸𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡

𝐸𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑛

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑢𝑛𝑔

𝑃𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑎𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒, 𝑑𝑟𝑦 𝑎𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ

𝐷𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡

𝐷𝑟𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛

𝐴𝑛𝑥𝑖𝑒𝑡𝑦 𝑅𝑜𝑠𝑒

𝑇𝑜𝑟𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑠

𝐸𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑

𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑒

𝐸𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑝 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑢𝑛𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑠𝑘𝑦

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑒

𝐷𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑡 𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑

𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒

𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑤

𝐻𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒

REBLOG!

(idk who to tag lol)

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

OKOKOKOKOKOKEVERYBODYITSHAPPENINGMOTIVATIONTOTALKABOUTMYSILLYOCSISHAPPENINGOHDEARGOD-*explodes*

I FOUND OUT HOW TO CHANGE THE COLOUR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Anyways I would like to talk about my silly scrunkly oc Laurence.

Umm Laurence info btw

• ADHD

• Used to work full time as a Warden but only works part time now(if that's even possible)

• My boy came in with a 3-in-1 package for every possible whatever-sickness. Poor silly cant ride in cars,buses,boats,planes without nausea tagging along

• Used to have a wife(But she turned out to be an evil lil siren-fish-thing)

• Sorta has another partner called Ezra who he met on a bus and the only reason they interacted because Laurence's travel-sickness was acting up and Ezra was like "Yo u ok?"

• He has AppleJack's accent

• Silly pansexual boi

• Sucks at comforting people so if anything happens just expect a very awkward few pats on the back.

• Touch-starved little hamlet

• If the term "sensitive stomach" was a real human person it'd be him

• My boy cannot go on rollercoasters *wipes tear from eye*

• Flinching trauma

• Lucky for him, his momma is still alive(not for long though😊)

• Really hates raising his voice bc it messes up his vocals and he sounds like a dying ferret for the remainder of the day

• Heavy sleeper. Will go out like a light.

• Cant go backwards on a train

• Has this unicorn teddy(which is for some reason upright and the excact hight of a 4 year old child and is missing an eye) who he named 'Earl' and he has a very strong attachment to Earl.

• Cat person with fox energy

• Has orange-tinted glasses(cant see stuff without them) which take up most of his face.

• Deathly terrified of chickens. We still dont know why. He 𝑠ℎ𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠 at the mention of chickens

• Also scared of thunder, the dark and heights.

• If you're ever in car with him 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑡.

• Has had alchohol on four occassions and never touched it again.

• Low-key overworks himself

• Has this thing where everyday he just has a 1-3 hour nap and we have no idea why.

• Yes he can purr don't question it

• Loves any soft physical contact with his hair. Boi has the floof. Head/Hair strokes? Love it. Head scritchies? Love it.

• If you ever hug him please expect him to not let go. He's stuck to you now. Deal with it.

• Hand holding is a big yes. Loves it

• Did I mention the touch-starved thing?

Ok bye now

UPDATES IN MY UNIVERSE FOR YALLS

Dark×Host is canon

Author's name is Ozzy

Necromancer's name is Milo

I know Mark said that Host and the Author are canonically the same person but I like to perceive them as two alternate versions of another. Ozzy being from the Twin!AU and Host being from the Iplier Universe we know

Ok. I stand my ground. Author×Murdock

NIGHT×NECROMANCER MARK IS BACK‼️

Since Dark is w/ Hostie Toastie Im shipping Wilford w/ Bim bc why not they're both silly

God of Night is from the Demonhunter!AU

Milo and Dark are from the EldritchHorror!AU

Oh yeah btw everyone that is "magic" has a dragon form bc I said so

Everyone has a tail and some form of animalistic trait.

Host: Are you blushing?

Night: What, no

Host: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass God of Night to blush?

Night: No...It's...It's the cold

Host: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too?"

Night: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-No.

HERE WE HAVE SOME NOIST TO FEED YALL

I feel like running around in a large room and going absolute crazy all over will heal me in a way

I have a new favourite trope yall

Critical Thinker and The Loose Cannon

Like there's "well if i shoot this now then i'll have one less to use and less means i wont be able to kill all these people so i should probably only take out the most threatening and leave the rest right?"

Then there's just "hehehehe gun go brrrrrrrr"

Someone please ask me about my super duper awsome cool iswm captainsona

Only day you can reblog this

Uhhh dream talk time bc this has happened like,twice now.

So basically I keep having dreams of this semi-popular fandom called 'Damelton and Olivia' and it's about this girl who sets out to sea to try and prove that "Oh yeah pirate-haunted mountains aren't real lol" and what I mean by that is that there's basically this set of multiple chalk-moutains in the sea called "White Souls" and it's called that bc there's tales of a siren-pirate who "haunts" the mountains (despite not being dead) so Olivia lands at these mountains and goes about shouting "Oi mate I'm on ur mountains come put a curse on me or smth" and nothing happens so she goes back on her boat and continues sailing out to sea(she's gonna try and find an island for the rest of her island to live on)

As she's about 20 minutes into her journey (After the White Souls stop) she realises that there are these noises. Her first thought is "Oh its probably the boat lol" but she soon comes to realise that it is indeed not the boat.

So she has a little wander and comes to realise the noises are coming from the cabin. (I'm gonna explain this next bit in lyric-form. Specifically the lyrics from Man in the Cabinet Chapter 9)

She looks at the cabin

She goes over to the cabin

She close to the cabin

Now she opening the cabin

Now stop ur scrolling bc what I'm about to say to yall is so damn twisted

Not only was there a pirate in her cabin (asleep)

But the pirate

Was the one that was "said" to be the one haunting White Souls

(OK now back to explaining in normal terms)

So Olivia's like "oh shit there really was a pirate haunting them mountains damn" so she goes over and attempts to wake him up (doesn't work) so she's like "ok ima let him sleep he'll realise what's happening eventually"

Pirate boi wakes up. He's like "uh what where am i" and Olivia's like "Yo I'm Olivia and idk how but u got on my boat while I was exploring White Souls who r u" so pirate boi says "Uh I'm Damelton uh that pirate dude that ur island says I haunt for some reason and also called Captain Mean for some reason idrk either"

Cue explaining and then boat gets attacked by sirens (in this world the sirens are like fish-things not the bird things) and after Olivia's like "Yo how r u basically immune to the sirens words or something"

So Damelton explains that firstly he ain't fully immune to sirens, their songs still affect him and secondly he is part siren (dad was some guy, mum was siren) and Olivia's like "oh ok that cool"

And then Damelton goes off telling Olivia his whole story (lived w/ his mum until he was 10 then went to land to live w/ his dad, at 20 he fell in love w/ this girl who was also called Olivia and did it and later on that year he and his dad was losing money bc his dad was out of the trade loop so he joined up w/ a group of pirates who were going out to get stuff 4 money so when they got to White Souls which were called The Chalk Mountains at the time they got attacked by sirens and Damelton's mum was among them and she really wanted her son back bc she missed him alot so she got all the other sirens to sing bc she knew he wasn't immune to them then the other sirens left after some time and Damelton tried to get back onto the ship and dry himself b4 anyone could see that he was part siren and like 2 people did see him and 4 the safety of the ship they just left him in the water) and Olivia's like "oh that's sad bro that sad uh ok"

I can't really remember anything else relevant but expect more stuff on these two