21 - she/her - autisticGravity Falls is real and it will never dieFuture supergenius / The Chosen One / Bill’s therapist(All titles conferred by Alex Hirsch)
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Latest Posts by thebookofbill - Page 6
[182] What do you think Bill wrote in his book?
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[181] Is that a “Sponge Bob?”
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Based on this tweet!
I may start tagging Bill-related things as “triangle beam” (I am beaming the triangle at all of you) (my best friend would like to stop being Triangle Beamed)
I vote we call the Book of Bill the Billble
I snorted out loud.
I'm already seeing people abbreviate it to "the BOB" which is also hilarious
Hey everyone! Got an update to my Ford themed Etsy shop today! These mindscape Bill Cipher charms are liquid filled, meaning you can shake the little guy to your heart's content. There's a video on the Etsy listing showing this in action.
Any sales from this shop will come with a few extra details making deliveries feel like they're from Gravity Falls! Please consider checking it out here: The Author's Lab - Etsy
(Also, this is a brand new Etsy shop but I do have a lot of experience on my main Etsy shop Raverdust Studio.)
THE DISRESPECT BROTHERS IS AT 1000 NOTES!! LET’S GOOOOOO
It’s gotten 300+ notes just today, after I changed my username. Could this be the power of Bill Cipher? /j
I have 3 separate college assignments to finish, a batch of space cookies to make, and a bag to pack; all before midnight. And instead I’m doing this
THANK YOUUUU!!!
@thebookofbill oh you didn't waste a second.
Tweet link. (Beware: this video of the book has flashing lights and glitching graphics.)
Link to tweet.
Link to Books.disney.com
Did you miss him? Admit it, you missed him.
The demon that terrorized Gravity Falls is back from the great beyond to finally tell his side of the story in The Book of Bill, written by none other than Bill Cipher himself.
Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world (laid out in a handy step-by-step guide). This chaotic and beautifully illustrated tome contains baffling riddles, uncrackable ciphers, lost Journal 3 pages, ways to cheat death, the meaning of life, and a whole chapter on Silly Straws. But most importantly, The Book of Bill is deeply, deeply cursed.
Beware: This book travels to dimensions meant for older readers.
Alex Hirsch, #1 New York Times bestselling author, resuscitates this infamous villain and invites fans to a Bill’s eye view of the Gravity Falls universe. There are many who believe this book is too dangerous for human hands. But if you can’t resist, beware: Once you make a deal with Bill, it’s not so easily undone . . .
Released: July 23rd, 2024
Pages: 208
ISBN1368092209
9781368092203
Age Range: Adult
Barnes & Noble exclusive edition!
This Barnes & Noble Exclusive Edition features a gold foil jacket and includes 16 extra pages of Bill's twisted life advice!
This also displays a link for a "Signed Book", for the same price as the B&N Exclusive. It is a signed copy of the B&N Exclusive edition.
And just to round things off:
Link to tweet.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It’s a dremel. Learn the difference at Ranger Henson’s woodworking workshop every other Wednesday at 11 at our Administration Building
That's it for now! I'm sure there will be more later, but time to post this.
I changed my username!
wildestdreamscaperers → thebookofbill
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HE’S FUCKING BACK
I CALLWD MY BEST FRIEND IMMEDIATELY TO SCREWM AND TELL HIM ABOUT IT. WE YAVE COLLECTIVELT PREORDERED ALL THREE AVAILABLE BERSIONS. I AM SO SOSP SO FUCKIMG EXCITED
It has now been 6 years since The Last Jedi changed the course of my life and gave me the hope and strength I needed at my lowest point. I’m grateful for it every day. Rey reminds me to never give up, to help people whenever I can, to be the light. Kylo reminds me to let the past die when I need to, and not to be afraid of change.
“You’re not alone.”
“Neither are you.”
Today marks exactly five years since I sat down in a theater and experienced Star Wars: The Last Jedi for the first time. Five years later, I feel even more grateful for this movie, and the hope and inspiration it continues to bring me. Rian Johnson, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, thank you for bringing my favorite story of all time to life. I cannot thank you enough.
“Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you’ll never make it through the night.”
I have 3 separate college assignments to finish, a batch of space cookies to make, and a bag to pack; all before midnight. And instead I’m doing this
It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
(or it was yesterday, but I still wanted to post this.) I’ve seen so much great art, fanfiction, and silly jokes and memes in this year. It’s been so fun :)
reblog this with what you’re proud of accomplishing this year in the tags! (this does NOT mean work-related!!! this can be personal growth!! relationship growth!!! a hobby you started!!! mental health challenges you faced and are working on!!)
This would be my Mabeland. Have fun ever getting me out
my hot take is that gravity falls needs a theme park right the fuck now
As an autistic person who has trouble understanding social cues and tones I would be terrified to be bill’s friend 
He'd be hell even for neurotypicals to decipher. No matter how he's feeling, any time you look at him he's like,
Imagine you've lived your whole life riding by on the ability to effortlessly guess how everyone's feeling based on their facial expression. Then you meet a guy who's a sentient 👁️ emoji. But the face never changes. What do you do with that. What the fuck do you do with that. He's just,
Interpret his mood wrong and you die.
@pengychan you gotta see this
Flat Dreams took over my life Im gonna go insane
Nora and Bill's human design by @/doodledrawsthings
These are the space cookies, if anyone was curious
I have 3 separate college assignments to finish, a batch of space cookies to make, and a bag to pack; all before midnight. And instead I’m doing this
I have 3 separate college assignments to finish, a batch of space cookies to make, and a bag to pack; all before midnight. And instead I’m doing this
@ckret2 objectively correct
image to show people if they ever tell you ford is ontologically evil and invented the concept of causing problems
“You had people who called you on unmarked numbers in my peripheral vision”
“You were so magnetic it was almost obnoxious”
“I didn’t come here to make friends, we were born to be suburban legends
When you hold me, it holds me together, and you kiss me in a way that’s gonna screw me up forever
I had the fantasy that maybe our mismatched star signs would surprise the whole school, when I ended up back at a class reunion, walking in with you
You’d be more than a chapter in my old diaries with the pages ripped out
I am standing in a 1950s gymnasium and I can still see you now”
“When you told me we’d get back together”
“Tick tock on the clock, I pace down your block”
“You don’t knock anymore and my whole life’s ruined”
I AM GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE. DO YOU SEE THE VISION
I am currently LOSING MY MIND about Suburban Legends because this is genuinely one of the most Billford songs I’ve ever heard
I am currently LOSING MY MIND about Suburban Legends because this is genuinely one of the most Billford songs I’ve ever heard
Trick or treat!
Hi, friend! You’re the first visitor I’ve had! Let’s see what I can offer you…
I have a lot of types of M&Ms, this book, and…
…this candy. It seems a bit unusual, but looks really sweet. You can pick any 2 of these! :)