Thebluestberries - Bluebes

i kin a character that canonically has a pet spider and another that is a spider, yet i'm literally arachnophobic

me: if you let the dogs go in without their leashes, they're gonna run away

my mom: no they won't

a dog: *tries to run away*

my mom: i cant believe this happened

just applied to my first actual job ever and a bitch is STRESSING. like- realistically i know that hey won't respond right away and might not respond at all because i literally have no resume, but another part of me is losing its shit. i really want to have a job at this point but at the same time i'm terrified because that means i'm an actual adult and work a literal 9-5. spooky

ive literally not baked a single thing correctly tonight and im gonna scream

shout out to that person on ao3 that wrote a bkdk fic of bakugou making bread that included possibly the easiest and best focaccia recipe i've ever made, you're so hot please marry me and give me the rest of your recipes

me, writing: how many vowels can i add before this sound ends up summoning something

i dont think they understand that the only thing that can get me out of my room to talk to them is them asking for me to and the only way ill forgive them is if they apologize. it doesnt even need to be sincere or heartfelt or a promise, i just want an apology. every single time theyve come into my room to give me water to ask me something, ive answered happily, so im not locking them put or anything. i just want them to say theyre sorry and then we can move on

my parents fucked up a couple of days ago and theyve been trying to buy back my affection with food and soda and like valiant effort but i just want an apology. in the mean time i will enjoy these rangoons while i work

i try to make a wholesome, playable, funny joke character and it evolves into a pathetic lump of a man who puts everything before himself and would do anything to protect those he loves

guys i just messed up the timing on my edit after three hours of work. my life is over. (i will be remaking the entire skeleton tomorrow with a better set of bones)

omg i forgot to post this here