I Try To Make A Wholesome, Playable, Funny Joke Character And It Evolves Into A Pathetic Lump Of A Man

i think its very sexy of me to have glow-in-the-dark stars as part of my Epic Gamer setup

ewwww why does it look like that

i failed my math final because i:

1. didn't understand half the material in the class and none of the material on the test (i have asked for help in the past but the teacher didn't offer anything that ended up working)

2. lost track of time and started panicking about how much time i had left

3. none of the words or equations were processing correctly and i kept mixing up formulas and problems

also btw peter cheats on mary jane so much in this show its actually one of my stats

i decided i'm doing my final project in my English class on the 1994 Spider-Man show seasons 1-4 (because 5 looks like a nightmare rn) and oh my god i just made stat docs for citing and all that and what the fuck i know the show is chaotic but also there's so much happening

update pt 2: apparently its a manic episode :D im gonna try to force myself to sleep now because im in hysterics :D

24 hours of insomnia brought to you by my latest manic episode (feat. anxiety, procrastination, and 3 shots of espresso)

guys i just messed up the timing on my edit after three hours of work. my life is over. (i will be remaking the entire skeleton tomorrow with a better set of bones)

there's this one nice barista at the starbucks my mom and i regular and she's so sweet she keeps using he/him pronouns for me and conversations with her are really nice but i haven't ran into her for a while and i'm a little sad about it :/ like i have tea for her and everything

i haven't worn my retainers in months and god i forgot how helpful ibuprofen is with the readjustment pain

I love all spideymans equally but the Peter Parker that’s also a pseudo adopted Stark kid is so near and dear to my heart that I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

goofy man