You are officially part of the crew now, Sanji
Viggo: Ah, I’ve been expecting you.
Hiccup: You asked me to come here.
Viggo: Which is why I’ve been expecting you.
just watched brave new world and I have ✨feelings✨
Bucky: *on the phone with sarah* so how’s Sam d- Sarah: well he just attacked the president Bucky: *dramatically whipping off glasses* WITHOUT ME???
he's so real
Thatch, pops is so overly protective like he carry me for a whole day just because a guy my age flirting with me.
Vista, amused: was it Marco?
Thatch, exasperated: Yes! Like, c’mon pops, this is getting obnoxious.
Vista: I’ll say; you and Marco have been together for nearly five years now.
Snotlout: You know what I think?
Viggo: Yes.
Snotlout: ...?
Viggo: I know what you think.
Snotlout:
Viggo: I know every single one of your phobias and insecurities. I know every horrible deed you've committed. I know all of your secrets. I know what keeps you up at night. I can read your mind and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Snotlout:
Viggo: Stop thinking about naked men, you're distracting me.
just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
✨Three coffees no lunch✨
hi
Bro things
acesexual, panromantic, agender, mabey has the tism and adhd Rebloges of watever fandom im into at the time Might post headcanons
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