Just Overheard My Wife Spelling Something On The Phone And I Shit You Not Saying The Words “E As In

Danny didn´t know he could do that.

@tourettesdog your child is biting people again.

*Wade playing with baby knife, flipping it in his hand*

Logan: can you stop that bub.

Wade: you know I can't get hurt by it, right?

Logan: yes, I'm aware but it's stupid

*wade ignores him and flips the knife, he doesn't catch it and it cuts down his palm*

Wade: oops

*Logan gets up and grabs the unused first aid kit even as the cut is healed*

Wade: what are you doing, honeybadger?

*Logan grabs one of the dinosaur printed band aids (who bought these) and walks back over to wade, putting the band aid over where the cut was*

Logan: consider it a mark of shame for being fucking stupid

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE

I thjnk I huave covid

It started as a joke.

I swear.

고양이라이팅이다

We've all seen baby man Danny doing crazy stuff like take over the world and become president, mayor, defeat cults, or become a pet.

So imagine the typical baby man Danny being adopted by the Batfam

But one of the bat kids having the bright idea of giving him dog buttons

Made a real quick animation

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EDIT: There's no audio. Your device isn't trying to mess with you. You're supposed to decide what he's spamming.

Sorry if you went a little mad wondering what's wrong

There's just no audio to begin with

Sam : Why did you get arrested??

Gabriel : We don't know!

Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!

Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.

Sam :

bored and havent posted in a while, have this as a treat

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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Shinsou: *laying on the floor*

Mic: What's wrong?

Shinsou: I'm depressed.

Mic: lol me too.

Mic: No wait. Hi depressed, I'm dad.

Mic: Shit, no. What's wrong?