Thatch, pops is so overly protective like he carry me for a whole day just because a guy my age flirting with me.
Vista, amused: was it Marco?
Thatch, exasperated: Yes! Like, c’mon pops, this is getting obnoxious.
Vista: I’ll say; you and Marco have been together for nearly five years now.
Imagine Dick actually adopted Jason. Like that's so chaotic— especially when Jason comes back from the dead.
12 year old Jason: Hey, Dick? Since I'm adopted by you, does that mean you're my father?
18 year old Dick: ...I'm still too young to called dad so no, I'm just your legal guardian.
Jason: Okay, dad.
Dick, tearing up: Please no.
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Jason after resurrection as Red Hood: I am your son.
Dick dating Wally: Tf?????? How would I— JASON?
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Bruce: All of you are my sons.
Jason: Technically, I'm your grandson.
Damian and Tim: ?????? What.
Dick: Technically he's right. You've been a grandpa since I was 18.
Bruce: ...Fuck, I forgot about that.
Damian and Tim: WHAT THE FUCK?????
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Bruce and Jason arguing:
Bruce: You're grounded!
Jason: TF? You're not my dad, Dick is!
Dick: Please, for the last time, I'm not really your dad.
Jason's dramatic ass: GASPS?! I'M ADOPTED?!
Ghost Jason and Timmy - definition of best friends
I think I made too many people cry in the previous post so something wholesome this time:))
Part 3 | Part 4 Ghost Jason series
Dean: I’m bike selectional
Dean: I’m bisectional
Sam: take your time
Dean: men
Bro things
*Wade playing with baby knife, flipping it in his hand*
Logan: can you stop that bub.
Wade: you know I can't get hurt by it, right?
Logan: yes, I'm aware but it's stupid
*wade ignores him and flips the knife, he doesn't catch it and it cuts down his palm*
Wade: oops
*Logan gets up and grabs the unused first aid kit even as the cut is healed*
Wade: what are you doing, honeybadger?
*Logan grabs one of the dinosaur printed band aids (who bought these) and walks back over to wade, putting the band aid over where the cut was*
Logan: consider it a mark of shame for being fucking stupid
Idc if he's a normal person in this au he has to suffer at least slightly
Also buff Russian Anya be upon ye
The urge to just become a winterhawk blog is strong-
I finally got around to drawing Marvel Rivals Winterhawk!! look at these two cuties <3
its easy to forget kevin isnt human
hi
acesexual, panromantic, agender, mabey has the tism and adhd Rebloges of watever fandom im into at the time Might post headcanons
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