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Your teeth are gone when you look away. Sleep well: They, too, have teeth.

Yo, why do these fit together so nicely? 😨😂

Rude. Stop calling me out.

Not gonna lie - that's a pretty good motivator!

Looking for motivation while I go to work like :

(Not even kidding)

I loved Joker, but props to SNL for this brilliant sketch! 😂😂😂

You can't tell me these aren't canon

NSFW Arthur Fleck/Joker Headcannons 🥰🤡🥵

he only has one testicle, he shot the other one off by accident. (i hear they’re taking auditions for the role of Joker’s remaining testicle in the sequel.)

he definitely has a cumsock, with all those nasty cut outs from porn magazines you can’t tell me otherwise.

speaking of the porn magazines, the reason why his family is so poor is because he spends all the money on his porn magazine subscription.

he would literally last -16 seconds when he fucks because he’s never had anyone diddle him before. he’s a fast nutter.

@arthurfleckcentral ily

This

THIS MUST BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FANART PIECES

art credit: sh291kuzu @ twitter

their smirks should be ILLEGAL 😩

#THAT SMIRK™

Ideal personality and physical traits that joker and Arthur would like in a partner plz!

Thank you for sending in!! I struggled a bit with this prompt tbh, because I think that Arthur/Joker would be the last person to care about your physical appearance. He is the definition of someone who feels that what’s on the inside is what counts If you loved him and treated him well, he would think you were beautiful no matter what you looked like. That being said, there are definitely some personality characteristics I think he would love!

First and foremost, Arthur would value your kindness. If you treated him nicely and tried to understand and sympathize with his life (ex. Not judging him for his job, his condition, etc.), he would find you lovely

I think Arthur would really value being cared for. He is treated with such brutality in his daily life, that being able to come home to someone who wants to pamper him a bit would be endlessly appreciated

He would try not to let you take care of him, claiming that he doesn’t want to burden you and that he’s been able to do everything himself up until now. But things like patching up his injuries, cooking for him, washing his hair gently for him, and cuddling him when he was down would mean the world to him

At the same time, Arthur wants to feel strong and important. If he feels like he can look after you as well and not just the other way around, he would feel proud. He wants to feel like he can protect you, and for him to be someone you could rely on

Because of how much he has been beat down and degraded throughout his life, he would turn into a blushing mess if you praised him. If you tell him you’re proud of him or that you think he’s handsome or strong, it would make him feel so good

This definitely carries into his comedy as well. Nothing would make him happier than you taking interest in his comedy career and supporting him. He would absolutely love for you to come to his shows and laugh at his jokes, telling him that he has talent in the dream he’s pursuing

Finally, I think Arthur would appreciate someone who is physically affectionate. He has been so starved of love and care, that he would try to soak it up and cherish it when he finally starts dating you. He is clingy and overprotective, and if you appreciate that he would feel so encouraged

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