How Long Does Someone Have To Be Dead Before It’s Considered Archeology Instead Of Grave Robbing?

Vow.

What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

projecting my desire to be somewhere warm rn onto my forever girl ☀️🌊🏝️

God I love how Donna and Ten at the start of Unicorn and the Wasp are like “1920′s party! HELL YEAH” and then they spend 99% of the time just gossiping with each other instead of, like, interacting

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

#good omens s2 spoilers in the tags

#i know crowley couldve gone back with aziraphale

#but he didnt

#and also would they really have accepted him back

#in all likelihood it was just a bribe to get aziraphale to go back

#this post is so them coded

hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity

why do people make shit arguments against queer representation by saying things like “the percentage of lgbt people in the population isn’t that high” well neither is the percentage of vampires but we see plenty of them in our media dont we

in another life, i would’ve really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you

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i haven't been very active here, so i'm gonna try to upload all my recent works to fix that! i'm currently in my jayvik era so i have a lot of them to share

Chronic petname user Jayce vs Vik who only says his name (and a couple terms of endearment from his mother tongue)

im going to have a stroke